Reply #32: Must keep ALL of God's laws you know

[Kailassa]

Cos that theres a pretty evil old man up in them there clouds, an if yer durnt do all he arks he's got some pretty fine punishments awaitin yer.

Let's hope the wedding dress was not made of more than one type of fibre, and the wedding was not held on the Sabboth, and they didn't have crayfish or oysters at the reception, cos then God would get Really mad.

The old testament makes perfect sense ...

... if you read it as a novel about the exploits of a tribe of demon-worshippers.