Reply #14: "His deep concern," my sweet pink ass.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

Weecowboy's "deep concern" doesn't involve a bunch of non-Christian brown furriners -- he's proved that already. He's sending Brother Jebby as a way of grandstanding that doesn't look as much like grandstanding as it would if he went himself. Anyhow, why would His Chimperial Highness want to travel to some hot, steamy third-world hellhole full of rotting corpses and creepy poor people when he can make somebody else do it?