The Beheading of Elizabeth WarrenBy: robertarend - FDL
Saturday July 16, 2011 2:55 pm
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We knew this day would come. Time was running out. Come July 21, 2011 the brand new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) would go live, though walled off deep down inside the acidic belly of the Wall St U.S.A. Federal Reserve. The skin of the CFPB’s creator had been extensively tested and found to be indigestible, too thick to be reduced to the putrid mush needed to allow for passage into the Fed’s cancerous bowels. So it was inevitable that the Lady Elizabeth must forfeit her head and be denied her coronation.
Elizabeth Warren was summoned for final testimony before the inquisitors of the Wall St U.S.A. House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on Thursday, July 14, 2011, and most of the nobles could barely hold themselves back from striking her for her treasonous speech: that when the CFPB officially begins operations within half a fortnight, it would enforce the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act that prohibits foreclosures on homes owned by active-duty soldiers and sailors and limits interest rates assessed soldiers. As a nation, she said, “We have not focused on the impact on our service members of a broken credit market.”
Most noble Spencer Bachus of the North Carolina province accused the Lady Elizabeth of engaging in treason by conspiring against the realm through secretly amassing an army to seize instruments of the Kingdom that maintain its prosperity, to cripple investment and, therefore, limit opportunity for employment of serfs, or direct them into indentured servitude to the royal banks. None of the devout could ignore what amounted to an additional charge of blasphemy toward the tenants of Ayn Rand, the divine savior of the Kingdom.
And so, as it was foretold, that on the 15th day of the month of July...
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