"We Shall Overdumb!" Please come CAPTION Head Wreck, champion of drivel rights!!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, from deep within the black hole he calls his soul, is saying: "The true Civil Rights movement today is for the middle- and upper-class, for The Tea Party folks and Fox News, NASCAR drivers and big business and oil, CEO's, chairmen of the boards, and investors. I'm sure if Martin Luther King was here today, he's agree whole-heartedly. . . Like African-Americans in the 1960s, we've been downtrodden long enough!!! . . . . If we don't act soon, they'll be rounding us up and sending us to re-education camps. . . . Mark my words, America, the brown shirts are coming. . . . Sure as I'm sane and sitting here today, every word is gospel."

[mrcheerful]

1. Well ya the brown shirts are coming and head wreck is leading them

[flakey_foont]

2. Ya can't fix stupid

as Ron White sez

[Radical Activist]

3. Just when you think his show can't sound any more like Mein Kampf

he goes and says something like this. OK, to be fair, it sounds a little more like Nixon's silent majority shtick, except for his promise to bring the brown shirts back.

[skip fox]

4. CAPTIONing at DU is a verb, calling for creative channeling of the subject.

We try connect to their truest selves, to speak their purest stupidity, or to make any other joke we can.

In a way, CAPTIONs are more true than the actual statement, since what we channel lacks obfuscations and filtrations.

[Kali]

5. well if "Sure as I'm sane..." is the qualifier

I guess the rest is nothing to worry about

[treestar]

6. Just because words are coming out of my mouth, does not mean

I know how to spell them.

[FSogol]

7. Kudos. Have to say: "We shall Overdumb" is an awesome slogan.

[gratuitous]

8. Now watch as Martin Luther King says I'm right

{Camera close-up on King photo, high squeaky voice}: You're right, Glenn! You shall overcome because you have a dream.

{Pull back to wider shot, same voice}: Thanks Doc--{regular voice}I mean, thanks, Dr. King. If you were alive today, I just know you'd be a Republican! I had a dream, too.

[Sheepshank]

9. and look...

all I need are a couple more microphones in front of me and I'm JUST LIKE King....see? We are more alike than different and I can give you all the next dream!

[MilesColtrane]

10. Beck, referring to the picture: "In the Tea Party, we think guys like this should be...

wearing white gloves and serving us the tea."

[skip fox]

11. "ML King, Jr., was basically fighting for Fox News. . . . That's how far-seeing he was!"

[Arkana]

12. "Guys, listen to me. The red stuff in your thermometer is actually DELICIOUS FRUIT JUICE!!!!"

[raouldukelives]

13. "It's a Texas Tea Party in the Gulf!"

"It's black gold! Buy it now cause supplies are limited and besides MLK would have apologized to BP too! Wacka wacka wacka!!"

[skip fox]

14. Glenn Beck for Drivel Rights!!

[skip fox]

15. "We are destined to repeat history, unless we know history. Then it will end.

We'll be at the history and all primed for Jesus. . . . That's clear as the lobotomy in my sister's face."


Believe it or not he actually said everything in the subject line today on his show: "We are destined to repeat history unless we know history. Then it will end."

Believe it or not! (I might have missed a word or dropped a dfunction word, but this is largely in fact what he said!!!!)