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As if being a secret Muslim hellbent on brainwashing our nation's children into doing better in school isn't enough, President Obama has now revealed himself to be a user of the Force. This raises some troubling questions. For instance, we see that he is wielding a blue lightsaber, which traditionally is the color of weapons used by Jedi although there is no evidence that Sith Lords don't occasionally break with the tradition of using red. Is our president a Sith? If so, we're reminded by Yoda, "Always two there are - a master and an apprentice." Is Obama the master or the apprentice? If he is the master, who is his apprentice that he is grooming to take over from him? America, we're sorry to say, elected him - not an apprentice. If he is the apprentice then who is the unknown master that he is taking orders from? Apparently, Obama is not content to just appoint czars (a practice started by him) to advise him on things but has moved on to even more dangerous appointees in sahdowy Sith Lords - who once again, the American people did not elect.
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