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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:22 PM Original message |
Troxler: Jesus is to be mass-produced, imprinted on metal, given a reflective coat, sold for money. |
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msongs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
1. sure looks white don't he? anything for buck in that crowd nt |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 09:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. White? He looks either cold or . . . |
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Lorien (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 08:26 AM Response to Reply #6 |
77. He looks dead to me. Like he's been in storage for a while and they |
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drmeow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:13 AM Response to Reply #1 |
11. And Blonde? n/t |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
2. Great name for a new church: Jesus Christ of the License Plate! |
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riona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:08 AM Response to Reply #2 |
29. We'll add this one to J.C. of the Dashboard |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 08:19 AM Response to Reply #29 |
74. Don't forget Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch! |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. Troxler "nailed" it nicely. Thank you. |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
4. jesus has definitely been work'n out.. was he a bodybuilder..?? whats with the Zombie Jesus anyway.. |
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Divine Discontent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:27 AM Response to Reply #4 |
39. bodybuilders... ick. |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. Why do those people hate Jesus??? |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
7. I have only one thing to say. |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:08 AM Response to Reply #7 |
35. ROFL |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:54 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. Happy to oblige |
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intheflow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
52. Coming soon to a Florida town near you! |
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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 03:22 PM Response to Reply #7 |
53. The legislature tried to ban those.... |
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Bette Noir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:15 PM Response to Reply #53 |
62. Bad juxtaposition. |
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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 08:04 PM Response to Reply #62 |
65. Heh Heh, I missed that part. |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:50 PM Response to Reply #65 |
71. Not to be rude to those of you who are sane... |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
8. graven image, for biblical literalists. but we knew they were hypocrites anyway, |
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bertman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
9. Does this mean that Devil worshippers will get a picture of Satan on their plates? |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:25 AM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Here were my suggestions: |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:04 AM Response to Reply #9 |
23. No, but Pastafarians will. |
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Enthusiast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:22 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. +1! I love it! nt |
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Betty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 11:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. I can't fucking believe this |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:26 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. It's Florida. nt |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:18 AM Response to Reply #10 |
38. Because Florida is not part of the Bible belt...it's a Christian Concentration Camp !!!!!! |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
12. words fail me but I am laughing here. |
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Patchuli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
13. Absolutely un*&^$ing believable! |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
14. John McCain is so old... |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
17. I don't care if it rains or freezes 'Long as I got my plastic Jesus |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 03:00 AM Response to Original message |
18. And Jesus responds by doing this... |
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defendandprotect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:03 AM Response to Reply #18 |
34. Think we need some more likely photos of a Middle Eastern Jewish "Jesus" --- |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 05:34 AM Response to Original message |
19. that`s so wrong.... |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:05 PM Response to Reply #19 |
42. Jews are sons of Shem, Europeans are sons of Yaphet. Same grandfather. |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:21 PM Response to Reply #42 |
49. ya right...... |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 03:27 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. Hey, we're talking about Jesus |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 05:39 AM Response to Original message |
20. Whoring out Jesus again...LOL |
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pokercat999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 05:57 AM Response to Original message |
21. I may not know who Jesus, the man was, but I sure know |
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ima_sinnic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:32 AM Response to Reply #21 |
26. that was my thinking too: it identifies people I want to avoid like the plague (nt) |
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onethatcares (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:01 AM Response to Original message |
22. Howards' columns always hit the the spot. |
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Edith Ann (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:26 AM Response to Original message |
25. License Plate |
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HarveyDarkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:40 AM Response to Original message |
27. Indiana beat them to it, sorta |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:06 AM Response to Original message |
28. why would believers want the image of their worship to get covered in grime and bugs? |
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konnichi wa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
30. One of not too terribly many things I miss about living in Tampa is reading Howard. |
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scentopine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
31. I guess those silver fish things grew out of style... |
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defendandprotect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:00 AM Response to Original message |
32. "Jesus" . . . just another bumper sticker . . .. |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
33. MF: here was my comment on another board: |
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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 11:43 AM Response to Reply #33 |
40. Great comment, DFW. They make Jesus into their own image. |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:46 PM Response to Reply #40 |
51. They always take the path of least resistance |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:19 PM Response to Reply #33 |
45. Great comment. Just to let you know, I may steal it. But will credit some guy on the internet |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:35 PM Response to Reply #45 |
50. Fine with me |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
36. K&R! |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
37. My home state of Florida really embarrases me sometimes.... |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:11 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. California is 51% asshole. Florida is 61% asshole. So California has 7,529, 289 more assholes. nt |
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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 05:57 PM Response to Reply #37 |
57. I know just what you mean. |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
44. I'm disappointed...something doesn't look quite right. |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:56 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. Mormon Jesus is the best |
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14thColony (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:04 PM Response to Reply #47 |
59. Damn.... |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 08:39 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. correction |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 12:33 AM Response to Reply #47 |
72. But the scientifically informed Jesus image is more accurate. |
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Joey Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 07:01 AM Response to Reply #72 |
73. LOL - Good one! |
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Locrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 12:43 PM Response to Reply #47 |
84. bow chicka bow wow........ nt |
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snake in the grass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 05:35 AM Response to Reply #84 |
89. He's going to comfort them... |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #47 |
93. It's like the Church of the Fonz. |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
46. Can I put this on my license plate? |
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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 05:01 PM Response to Reply #46 |
55. Righteous anger and indignation. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 10:32 AM Response to Reply #46 |
82. Yay! Jesus is left-handed! |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
48. His agent said the royalties would be better than appearing on underpasses and in tacos. |
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madfloridian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 05:02 PM Response to Reply #48 |
56. LOL |
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Joey Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
58. Florida has gone to shit nt |
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LWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
60. I'm assuming this is a vanity plate. |
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Bette Noir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
61. Gawd, I thought that was a nightmare. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
63. In my mind I laugh...but in my heart I know this is something dangerously fucked !!!! |
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ACTION BASTARD (765 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
64. A dead/dying Jew on my license plate? Oh Florida, don't ever change. |
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pleah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
66. Jesus! Get yer Jesus here! |
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Seldona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
67. HOT ROD Jesus! |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
69. God is a backseat driver. |
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cagesoulman (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
70. Funny, he doesn't look Jewish. |
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Smith_3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
75. "Thou shalt not make an image ..." nt |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
76. "This is just more republicon TORTURE - Stop it" - JC |
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Lorien (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
78. Fine. They want a Jesus plate? Here's my version: |
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Yukari Yakumo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
79. This is a fight we would better off avoiding |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
80. Delete |
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florida08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
81. exploiting Christ |
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NorthCarolina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
83. Jesus shaved his arm pits? Wonder how they know that.....hmmm n/t |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
85. "Bring out yer dead!" |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
86. Someone need to tell those dumasses |
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BobTheSubgenius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
87. I don't care if it rains or freezes |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
88. The good news is, (get it? "good news"?) after 3 days of these threads, I finally figured out |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 07:09 AM Response to Original message |
90. Two thoughts: 1 - Why is Jesus blue? and |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
91. Giving rise to a new "Jesus H. Christ...!" exclamation. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-04-09 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
92. Things that should be skits on SNL or Monty Python are happening for real!!!! |
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