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Mugu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:00 PM Original message |
Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Groin |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. I guess the first shot didn't hurt bad enough. n/t |
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rox63 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
2. Natural selection in action perhaps? |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:07 PM Original message |
How do you ACCIDENTLY fire a double barreled shotgun TWICE? |
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EmperorHasNoClothes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
6. I was going to ask, how do you fit a double barreled shotgun in your pants? |
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dmallind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
7. Well two reasons |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 09:24 AM Response to Reply #7 |
37. Also, triggers are often |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
17. Depends on the action |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
3. Darwin awards here he comes!!! |
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ProgressiveFool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:11 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. yes, I think usually Darwin awards have to result in death |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:21 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Yep, sounds like one of the few to survive becoming eligible for the Darwin Award. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:29 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Yep. Shooting your pecker off should count, too. |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:41 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. No. They do not. As long as you cannot reproduce anymore you can win one. |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 02:26 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. Nope. The only requirement for a Darwin is that you remove yourself from the gene pool. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 02:35 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. Only has to prevent reproduction, I believe. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 12:46 AM Response to Reply #3 |
32. Now *THIS* definitely qualifies for a Darwin Award! |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
4. Wow... |
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DadOf2LittleAngels (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
5. wow, just wow |
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ellenfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:36 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. ak47? eom |
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DadOf2LittleAngels (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:10 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. depend on what you hit i suppose |
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ellenfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
24. i think an ak47 would pretty much obliterate the family jewels. eom |
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sergeiAK (438 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 09:10 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. 12g shotgun has way more kinetic energy |
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ellenfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 01:13 PM Response to Reply #26 |
38. so you're saying an ak-47 clip won't harm the jewels? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 09:34 PM Response to Reply #5 |
27. No, you really couldn't. |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
9. Very fortunate that no innocent bystanders were hurt |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Here .... Hold my beer while I cock both barrels." |
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slowry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
14. Is that a shotgun in your pants, or are y---*BOOM* n/t |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. Does he get a Darwin Award? |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
20. Now, you know, if the groin had had a gun of its own to defend itself with, |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
22. An alumni of Big Dick's School of Shootin' The Wrong Movin' Target, perhaps? |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
23. "...accidentally fired it two times..." |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
25. Well, I'm only glad he didn't do it on purpose. |
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frogcycle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 09:41 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. maybe he really did |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
29. Does he get a Darwin prize for that? |
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Fire_Medic_Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
30. Did he say watch this right before he did it? |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
31. I hate it when that happens. (n/t) |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 01:26 AM Response to Original message |
33. Another Confirmation our Society is Fucked....some of us actually shoot ourselves |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
34. He's going to need a new driver's licence |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 05:53 AM Response to Original message |
35. Yeek and Ouch |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-16-08 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
36. twice. nt |
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