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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:09 PM
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Call out the bomb squad! It’s a vibrator ROFL!
Weird News: Call out the bomb squad! It’s a vibrator
The Associated Press

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.

A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country’s second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.

The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.

“The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed,” Strannegard said.

http://www.kansascity.com/286/story/447520.html

I think we are more scared NOW than back in the dark ages.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:10 PM
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It died out?
Clearly the owner of that needs to invest in the lithium ion "multiple orgasm" batteries
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:10 PM
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1. "I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed"
damn, where is that viagra when you need it?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:11 PM
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2. Life imitates art
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:11 PM
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3. You know, I read stories like this ALL the time--even before Nahn Wun Wun
You'd think folks would REMOVE THE BATTERIES before packing things away or putting them in suitcases, and so forth...
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:13 PM
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5. Nahn Wun Wun....buhuwawawawawa Nahn Wun Wun..buhwawawawa
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:13 PM
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6. Now there is a DUzy
:)
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:12 PM
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4. Wow. What kinda vibe was that? I'll take 2!
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:16 PM
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8. The "Atomic Explosion Vibe!" n/t
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FreepFryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:15 PM
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7. I recall hearing that dildos are the most common 'false positive' for 'buzzing' luggage.
You'd think the Swedes would have seen this coming.

No pun intended.
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:18 PM
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9. Was it a heavy duty industral sized Black n Decker
with a sears diehard battery for back up..has AC/DC Cord, when plugged in causes neighbors to complain due to the brown out?

I misplaced that little hummer.


PS....NOT REALLY...It's a joke, I am a reformed virgin!
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:18 PM
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10. So Much For 'Discreet Packaging'.
Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 04:19 PM by OPERATIONMINDCRIME
But the story was different than I thought it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be a story of miscommunication: "That dildo's the bombbbbbbb"... "Everybody run! She just said that dildo's a BOMB!!!!!!"
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:20 PM
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11. Al Vibrator has been neutralized. We're winning the war on orgasms.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:35 PM
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13. Screen capture from this thread. Amazon ad
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:28 PM
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12. If the Swede's have bought into "Terra! Terra! Terra!" we're in deep shit.
Someone needs to start spending more or their vacation time in Dutch "coffee" shops.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 04:49 PM
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14. Prior thread: Sex Toy Triggers Bomb Scare in Sweden
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