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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:24 PM Original message |
Chimpy seems to think his approvals will go up to 45% - let's list ways how |
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OzarkDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. He resorts to using hallucinogens |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. No, the rest of us resort to using hallucinogens |
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OzarkDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Dude, lets put acid in the water reservoirs |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. 2. Admit everything |
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AndyA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. Poll only members of the Bush family. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. Resign, turn over all the missing e-mails, surrender to the War Crimes Tribunal, |
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tekisui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
6. Attempts Suicide |
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Vanje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
8. Polling done door to door.... |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
9. Thank goddess the DUzy's were delayed |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. He lights up a spliff on camera |
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Bright Eyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. 3. Threaten to kill kittens until approval goes rating up |
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Angleae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 10:45 PM Response to Reply #11 |
35. The beatings will continue |
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onehandle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
12. The Savior of the Middle-East!!! |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
13. New math introduced in US ... |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
14. "That's My Bush" makes a comeback ... |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. that's it! If they get a bunch of Bush impersonators out there ... |
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AlinPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
15. Easy. Just pay the pollsters and tell them to report the number he wants. |
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old guy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:13 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Makes sense to me. |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-13-08 02:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
36. WHAT??? The pollsters would accept money? For what they'd do |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
16. Gives everyone in America $300. Oh, wait.... |
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smokey nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. Issue an executive order that 29% will heretofore be known as 45%. |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. Your first four words say it all: "Chimpy seems to think..." |
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cureautismnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
20. Let Diebold conduct the polling. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
21. Invade Texas. |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. Ask the question, "Do you approve of |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
24. Declare everyone living in a "blue" state a felon |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:25 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. heh |
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jlake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
25. It's just so tragic....he dreams of getting UP to 45% LOL |
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The Gunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. You beat me to it. |
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Rincewind (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
26. one way |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
27. He overcomes his disabilities and learns to speak English rather than Gibberish? |
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AzDar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
30. Hara-kiri. |
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RoadRage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
31. Shares his coke stash |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
32. Providing free health insurance for all, ending the war, legalizing gay marriage... |
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ladjf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
33. It won't matter what number his ratings go up to. Anything over |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-11-08 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
34. Blow up "Iranians" speeding by in rubber boats..... |
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