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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:14 PM
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Obama, Hillary, and Edwards walk into a bar...
Obama: "I think I will have some blue agave Tequila."

Hillary: "I will take a shot of Jack with some coke."

Edwards: "Give me some Captain Morgan, on the rocks."

Meanwhile, over at DU.....

Headlines:
"Obama loves Nafta, chooses Mexican drink over American - and one too expensive for most people"

"Hillary is a drunk and is getting pac money from Coke!"

"Edwards does not represent the little man, else he would be drinking an American made Bud Light!"

"Our candidates went drinking together, but Dennis was not there - why did they leave him out??"

And so on :) Add you're own...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:15 PM
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1. Dennis forgot to bring his license
and they wouldn't let him in











:hide:

/loves DK
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:16 PM
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3. "We don't serve elves here!"
:rofl:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 07:11 PM
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20. That's ok. He don't need their stinkin' drinks nohow.
He and Elizabeth drink the Nectar of the Goddesses in the Citadel of Truth. :D



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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 04:14 PM
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22. He should use that as a campaign poster
:)
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:16 PM
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2. Hill's Shills on DU: "That's wrong -- Obama's the Coke addict!!!"
:eyes:

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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:17 PM
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4. Hehe - nice.
:D Thanks for posting this - I think sometimes we need a little humor to keep us sane. :hug: :hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:17 PM
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5. And Hillary came in third
:evilgrin:
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:26 PM
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6.  EU 5 threads on page one: I don't care what anyone says, Edwards ordered the only progressive
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 10:35 PM by robbedvoter
drink. In fact, no one in human history came even close to ordering a Captain Morgan!Maybe they did - but not on the rocks! It shows he is a fighter, not a lover! That convinced me! I am now supporting him!
Edited to replace "DU" with "EU"
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:34 PM
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7. About time you woke up
:rofl:
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:37 PM
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8. Yup. I now understand page one much betterer!
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 10:37 PM by robbedvoter
:+
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RoadRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:56 PM
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9. Hillary orders her 2nd drink as a shot of Blue Agave Tequila
But asks for Agave Blue Tequila, because she's original, and would never actually copy Obama's exact drink order. Hey.. she really likes Tequilla, she & Bill used to drink it together back in the 90's.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:19 PM
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10. Obama says...
..."I'll have a Courvoisier and a pack of Kools. I'm paying with coins because I am the Agent of Change."

Hillary says, "I'll have a Martini, and don't go easy on the gin because I've got 35 years of experience."

Edwards says, "I'll have a Boilermaker. How's my hair look?"
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:30 PM
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11. Obama pays the waiter and Hillary says:
keep the 'change'.
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:33 PM
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12. Hillary would order B52s...
kahlua, irish creme and gran marnier.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:36 PM
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13. Just one question: Who held the door open for whom?
:evilgrin:
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RoadRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:58 AM
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14. No one.. Hillary got there REALLY EARLY
opened the door herself and thought she'd have the whole bar to herself. About an hour later a bunch of college kids showed up.. and Obama strolled in with them - totally ruining Hillary's quiet evening alone.

Ohh.. and Edwards lives in that bar, so he just comes in and goes out the back! ;)
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 08:54 PM
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21. She was there 35 years early
:rofl:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:59 AM
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15. cute.
:hi:
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Naturyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:00 AM
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16. Dennis ordered the Bud Light. (n/t)
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:25 AM
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17. K&R! DUzy!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:35 AM
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18. Meanwhile, Laura's in the WH kitchen...
...half-empty bottle of gin in front of her...

...seems to be losing an argument with her sock...
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 07:05 PM
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19. Sadly, I can see that...
:) What has our country become?
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