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unapatriciated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:46 AM
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McCAIN FINDS HIS CHUCK NORRIS - You won't believe this
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:47 AM
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1. ...
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:48 AM
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3. ...
:rofl:
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Mr_Monday Donating Member (220 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:54 AM
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5. LOL! That was my first thought when I saw the OP. nt
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Sen. Walter Sobchak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:48 AM
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2. that guy is alive?
and even if he is alive, is anyone who would care?
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ihavenobias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:39 AM
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12. The millions of Americans that start their day with oatmeal
care very much (especially since they have a reduced chance of developing colon cancer).

If that's not a good reason to vote for McCain, I don't know what is!

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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:50 AM
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4. I want to see Wilford and Chuck go at each other in a steel-cage death match.
Believe it or not, I think Wilford could get a few decent shots in before the final roundhouse ends his life. He's a mean old cuss.
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Naturyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 02:56 AM
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6. Oh for heaven's sake... LOL. n/t
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book_worm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:00 AM
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7. Oh, I thought it would be Pat Boone--but then he'd probably be for Huck
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:11 AM
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8. For the umpteenth time in the past 7 years....
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 03:11 AM by krispos42
"This isn't from The Onion?"

:wow:


So, just to be *crystal* clear on this issue, Huckabee gets Chuck Norris, and McCain gets Bruce Willis the diabetes/Liberty Medical guy on horseback?



Said one despairing Onion writer to another:

"That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we going to do now? What are we going to do?"
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dieselrevolver Donating Member (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:23 AM
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9. This is the end of political satire as we know it....
Diabeetus! Diabeetus!
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Torgo Johnson Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:30 AM
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10. Eat your oatmeal
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:33 AM
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11. .
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:40 AM
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13. GOP -> GOF (Grumpy Old Farts) - n/t
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 06:15 AM
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22. make that grumpier old curmudgeons
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:44 AM
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14. Wilford, say it ain't so!
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:47 AM
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15. Thank God it's Wilfred! I was expecting Alice Cooper
Seeing as he's a 'Puke McCain fan who lives in Phoenix.
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Torgo Johnson Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 03:53 AM
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16. Dia beetis beetis beetis beetis beetis
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 04:58 AM
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17. Isn't that s-s-scary government medicine he pimps on the tee-vee?
You know where we send you stuff free and then bill the government?

I guess it's OK cuz the middleman org he fronts for is taking a big chunk. Whatever!
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 05:20 AM
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18. Yes, but who is J.D. Salinger supporting?
He lives in New Hampshire too. Who has he endorsed?
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Angleae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 05:27 AM
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19. First thought
Who the hell is that? After looking up the link and searching some other sites about hime, second question. Who the hell is that?
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 05:30 AM
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20. I liked him better with glasses.
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Naturyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 05:37 AM
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21. Medicare will pay for your Dia-beetis medication!
Wilfred doesn't mind socialized medicine when it's supporting the company that pays him for those ads.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 06:16 AM
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23. and your POWER CHAIR!!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 06:26 AM
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26. What does that mean?
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Naturyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 08:36 AM
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29. Wilfred Brimley does TV ads
For a company that urges people with diabetes to order meds from them, and they will bill Medicare automatically. In other words, to put it in Repuke language, "feeding at the government teat."
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2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 06:17 AM
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24. Is that the singing snowman in Rudolph?
"Silver and gold..."
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 06:25 AM
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25. I laughed...and then went "Hmmm..."
I like Brimley as an actor.

How many 55-and-older diabetes patients are in America?

Last I heard, health care mattered to voters.

1 + 2 + 3 = Florida.

So. Norris is absurd. But Brimley might be worth 4-7% in a delegate-rich Southern state. One ad..."McCain...he can help you live a better life."

You win these things in the corners. That's one corner.

Might be a sly move here...maybe.

*shrug*
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 06:29 AM
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27. Bolton's uncle.
:D

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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 07:42 AM
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28. Oooooh Yeah
Now THAT'S gonna bring in that Youth Vote... He'll siphon all those Kids off from Obama, because he sucks SO Bad...

Must be the Vampire in him, its how he lives so long "Say, test that finger for Diabeetus?"

"Aaahhahhahhaaaaaa!!!"

McCain on the other hand sucks the entrails out of live Gillamonsters and cooks them on a flat rock before he eats them...
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