Flamebait.

[Horse with no Name]

[Mojorabbit]

1. Can I be on the llama's list? eom

[NaturalHigh]

2. I want to be first.

[Plucketeer]

3. DRAMA, DRAMA,

...DRAMA LLAMA DING DONG!

[eridani]

32. But you STILL haven't answered the REAL question

--which is "Who put the bop in the bop shebop shebop?" And I can't possibly consider supporting your candidate until you do.

(BTW, welcome aboard the good ship DU!)

[NaturalHigh]

4. Aren't those some cute animals?

Unfortunately, they will bite and spit if they feel provoked.

[Horse with no Name]

5. Really?

ME TOO!

[NaturalHigh]

6. Well, it's not always a bad thing.

Still, if you go to see the llamas at the state fair, be careful.

[lazer47]

15. Thats BULL SHIT, I raise them I know .... BULL SHIT ,, BULL SHIT

[Sugar Smack]

16. FREEPER

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :P

[lazer47]

17. deleted by lazer 47

[NaturalHigh]

18. If I'm wrong, I apologize.

I've always been warned they will bite or spit so to be careful around them. Personally, I think they're beautiful animals.

Don't have a cow, man.

[lazer47]

19. I have had to beat down these preconcieved notions for a long time

If I sound over the board I apologize but LLamas are possibly the most friendly animal there is, and a lot smarter than most Repugs.

[renie408]

23. I will buy that repug thing.

We have llamas that live next door. Maybe its because the people don't pay very much attention to them, but those llamas are kind of aggressive. One did spit on my daughter once when she was trying to lure it over to pet it. It TOTALLY grossed her out. I was pretty impressed by the range and accuracy, though. Right in the face from about six feet.

[lazer47]

30. Don't make me go into how these lovely animals, can be

abused, a lot of people get into the business of raising LLamas and have no Idea what they are doing
and in the process ruin the LLamas, Your Daughter was just possibly being given a warning that a male was in heat and didn't want any company,,,,, I do the same thing when me and Momma get disturbed,,,,,LOL

[Fla_Democrat]

20. and...

I think they're beautiful animals.

They taste like chicken. :9

:evilgrin:

[lazer47]

21. Yes they do,, now what,,,,, and one of my sweaters will cost you

$250.00,,,,next

[Fla_Democrat]

25. Wow, really?

I'z just guessing about the chicken. (insert line from pulp fiction)

Sweaters are kinda wasted here, it being the sunshine state and all. Maybe a nice pair of bedroom slippers, or work boots. :evilgrin:

[lazer47]

28. An old Vet Pilot friend of mine lives on Merrit Island, he got one

to wear in the cool nights but I had to charge him more cause he put on a lot of weight XXL,,, too much beer you see

[renie408]

22. Ok...wait...are you saying, categorically, that llamas are incapable of biting and spitting?

Cause, I don't think you can say that. You can say, "Llamas only bite or spit when they feel threatened." or something like that. But they CAN bite and they CAN spit, so it isn't bullshit. I mean, it is a technically accurate statement, right?

[lazer47]

27. Any animal when threatened will defend itself, down to even a

grasshopper, however my intention was to enlighten the misguided, that LLamas spit and bite just because they can, which is what I called it BS, LLamas are very intelligent and very protective of their herd and the new born CRIAS (baby), toward dogs and coyotes and Pumas LLamas can be quite violent, and will in most cases win out over coyotes they can stomp one to death in a heart beat, but at the same time my Granddaughter can play in with them and not be afraid or better yet me be afraid, this includes, nurseing homes that we take them to for petting, never had one or know of one hurting anyone yet,,,However the Republican County Judge came by once and it took me a week to calm them down,,,,LOL

[AlCzervik]

7. what? No song?

you cannot post a llama with the song, it's on the list!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

[Donnachaidh]

8. ahh, the drama llama needs a bumpersticker --

"She spits - She SCORES!"

:evilgrin:

[NaturalHigh]

10. Yes, but what does she win?

[Donnachaidh]

11. I've never known a drama llama to be interested in winning, have you?

It's all about the opportunity for DRAMA! :bounce:

[NaturalHigh]

12. You got me there.

[NMMNG]

9. Awww, she's cute.

:-)

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

13. Does she have an IMDB page? Like these more famous llamas

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/crazycredits

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

[la la]

14. ack....

I had one of those cute things spit on me once.

But I'm over it now!

:silly:

[Vektor]

24. Non-sequitur!!

SKULL AND BOOOONEZZZZZ!!111!!!1

Thanks for proving my point.


Circular logic squad, commence!! :-)

:-)

[MNDemNY]

26. Think about the children!!!

[Rosemary2205]

29. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!111!!!

[A HERETIC I AM]

31. Cuidado! Llamas!! (A public service announcement)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE

JOHN:
Senores, senors, senoritas, Buenas noches!
(Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman!)

GUITARIST and DANCER:
Buenas noches!
(Good Evening!)

JOHN:
La llama es una cuadrupeda
que vive en grande rios parecido el Amazonas.
Ello toiene dos orejas un corazón
una frente y un pico para comiend miel.
Pero ello es suministrado con aleta pare nadando.

(The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
But it is provided with fins for swimming.)

GUITARIST and DANCER: Llamas son mas grande que ranas.
(Llamas are larger than frogs.)

JOHN:
Llamas son peligrosa Asi si usted ve uno donde pueblo es nodando usted grita "Cuidado Llamas!".

(Llamas are dangerous,
so if you see one where people are swimming,
you shout: Look out! There are Llamas!)

GUITARIST and DANCER:
Cuidado cuidado cuidado Llamas
Cuidado cuidado cuidado Llamas
Ole!

(Look out, there are llamas!)

[Stinky The Clown]

33. o/~ Drama Llama ..... Llama Llama Ding Dong ...... Drama Llama ..... o/~

[Neshanic]

34. Does the "Drama Llama" spit that stuff when they get real pissed off?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

35. Tina you fat lard! Come get some dinner!

Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

:rofl: