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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:46 AM
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Bush Can't Even FISH Without Assistance ---pix--->>>
Edited on Fri Jun-29-07 11:52 AM by Stephanie

The Asshat has people to help him FISH.



http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070629/ids_photos_ts/r792048573.jpg


http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070629/ids_photos_ts/r739517484.jpg



U.S. President George W. Bush (L) and his father, former U.S. President George Bush
(background) watch on as a fishing guide helps untangle his line as they go fishing
off the coast of Kennebunkport, Maine, June 29, 2007.

http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070629/ids_photos_ts/r3151719395.jpg







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TriSec Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:48 AM
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Not that uncommon
I was a "fishing guide" myself on a private charter for a lot of years.

You're there to help the landlubbers that wouldn't know what to do with a fish if it jumped up and bit them on the ass.

But yeah, that kinda illustrates what a phony ol' GW is. At least his papa knows how to fish.

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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:51 AM
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2. that's not a private charter, that's Poppy's boat
edited to add picture of their effete fishing boat

*winks at John Kerry*
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:48 AM
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1. no life vest? I guess his hollow head would float. sure hope he doesn't
fall in and get dragged under the boat, tho.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:52 AM
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3. If he went in, there would be about 10 secret agents in the water within 30 seconds
I was in a small motorboat on the miles river, and my friend and I were going to go up the Wye river. That is when Elian Gonzoles was being kept up there. Well, there was a fishing boat at the entrance of the Wye River, and nobody was fishing. And the men on the boat were all wearing black suits. Somehow, I doubt they were really fishermen. Needless to say, we decided not to go up the river.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:19 PM
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19. Oh, the agents wouldn't even have to jump in:
the scuba divers who put the fish onto his hooks would no doubt have him right out.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:34 PM
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35. Actually, the fundies would probably think he could walk on water
:evilgrin:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:56 PM
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38. Well then if he* fell in he* would just bang his* head on the water.
:rofl:
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:11 PM
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51. Thats where all the bruises on his face are coming from
ba dum dum
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-01-07 12:10 AM
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58. LOL
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:08 PM
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14. That's why
the 2 275HP engines...:evilgrin:
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:47 PM
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49. I don't think it would be a problem...
If I remember correctly from my younger days...turds float. At least in public swimming pools.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:54 AM
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4. what a freaking tard!! A simian finshing, and NEVER FORGET...
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KatyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 03:04 PM
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50. Brown shoes?
with black socks and greyish/black pants? sheesh.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:56 AM
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5. Who baits his hook for him? Daddy or the paid help?
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:56 AM
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6. I can't believe these two fascists are (were) our Presidents.
Glad to see Bewsh has his IQ embroidered to his hat, just in case he needs to be reminded.
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Ahpook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:05 PM
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12. Needs to take off that shirt...
Fucker doesn't deserve to wear it.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:13 PM
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16. I agree.
But maybe it stands for: Universal Stupid A%* !!
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Ahpook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 09:48 PM
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52. I think they know what they are doing.
Saying BushCo is stupid gives them to much leverage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhDNvbtFp4

Music is the only thing that cures that burning at times:)
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:58 AM
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7. The pResident vacations and enjoys a fishing trip while troops are dying.
Where's *that* headline? :shrug:
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:01 PM
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8. I love the second photo of him straining to get that HUGE...
fish out of the water.

And as a beginning angler, myself, I'm amazed that he just stands there and lets someone else untangle his line.

What a spoiled, overgrown child. The Onion was right, he must have a servant to wipe his rear.

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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:25 PM
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22. He's bait casting in that picture.....
which resulted in getting the line all "snotted up" (a technical fishing term) ;). The photographer did a good job of getting the shot while the rod was flexing but he never bargained for Bush being such a fuck-up.

The "43" on his hat is, again, an old fishing tradition. It's called "The Old 43 Club" and represents the IQ of people who need a guide to catch fish for them. Really. The fucker couldn't find oil in Texas and can't find a fish in the ocean. :silly: That's our Prez! :rofl:
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:12 PM
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26. Was it a 7-pound perch? n/t
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 10:04 PM
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54. he probably made such a mess the last time he did anything with his line ...
... that his old man smacked him and told him to stand well back whenever it happened in the future!

Also -- heaven forbid that he should actually get his hands dirty with bait or fish slime! He would probably throw a fit if he got "finned" and declare the offending fish an "enemy combatant".
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:03 PM
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9. It looks like a short bus field trip for challenged rich people. nt
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:30 PM
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23. The fishing trip in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest".
Dr. Martini, Dr. Scanlon etc. :rofl: Bush would have been right at home with that group. :rofl:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:04 PM
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10. I'm guessing they stocked the area around their boat
I like how the dude was taking the fish off his hook. That should play well with Bushbot anglers...

:rofl:

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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:14 PM
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27. How many times did the guide have to remove 43's hook from 41's hide? n/t
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:04 PM
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11. the "Fidelity III"?!
ugh.
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:07 PM
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13. "Fidelity III"? What would either of them know of fidelity?
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:09 PM
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15. I don't think that boat really -needs- 825 horsepower.
:eyes:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:54 PM
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37. He's gotta be prepared.
You just never know when you might need to
make a run for Paraguay at 50 knots.
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 10:36 PM
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55. "Ba dum, bum."
I heard it. I typed it. I stand by it.
:hi:
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:15 PM
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17. I bet he has 43 all over his tightie whities too
:puke:
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:15 PM
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28. I think the hat (top pix) says '4.3' and believe it's a reference to his private, man thing!
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:38 PM
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47. my aren't you generous!
I envision something on the scale of a button mushroom.

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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 10:37 PM
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56. private primate? Is that a banana in your pocket.....or are you just
It's too easy. Takes all the fun out of it.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:24 PM
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30. Bet it's tattooed somewhere, along with the Preznit Seal.
Total wanker.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:17 PM
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18. Well, there was the story of the ice-fishing contest Dubya had with John Kerry.
Each day Dubya would return with nothing, while Kerry would bring in fish. Dubya figured Kerry was cheating, so one day followed him instead of fishing himself. That day, after Kerry returned with his catch, Dubya showed up and yelled: "Wait a minute! He's been cheating! I saw it myself! Before fishing, he cuts a hole in the damn ice!"
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:20 PM
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20. He's getting quite a beer belly.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:22 PM
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21. Two words:
Edited on Fri Jun-29-07 12:23 PM by rucky
Asshat.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:45 PM
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24. what the HELL could those 2 talk about?
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:23 PM
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29. Do you really want to know? It may embarrass you.
Edited on Fri Jun-29-07 01:24 PM by shain from kane
Ten years ago, at the 1988 Republican Convention, Hartford Courant associate editor David Fink struck up a conversation with George W. Bush. “When you’re not talking politics,” Fink asked the vice president’s son, “what do you and your father talk about?”
“Pussy,” George W. replied.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:04 PM
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42. LOL- I've posted that one, too.
:rofl:
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:16 PM
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43. So you threw out the bait, and I'm the big fish that swallowed it, hook, line, and sinker.
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Deb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 12:52 PM
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25. Isn't that awfully lightweight tackle?
Makes a dinker catch feel like reeling in a whale, yeah, we used to do that for our kids too. :-)
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:25 PM
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31. Now, now... no need to insult his manhood. After all, he wasn't codpiece fishing.

Oh, you meant the fish?

:evilgrin:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:58 PM
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41. Yup, that's pretty much what it is.
Some striper tackle looks similar to that, though not so floppy. I think striper lures are usually longer'n those, too.

:rofl:
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:25 PM
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32. Poser!
Which staff member has been hired to wipe his ass?

Is there anything he can do on his own?
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:28 PM
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33. "Is there anything he can do on his own? " You can't even trust him to eat pretzels alone. n/t
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:49 PM
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36. Turd blossom Rove?
It's ALL starting to make sense now...:beer:
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:31 PM
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34. Yep. Right there on the front lines of Iraq like he said he was a couple of weeks ago...
:eyes:

Must be tough being rich, white, and in charge of all the oil in the USSA...
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:56 PM
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39. I know five-year-olds who can manage dem lines better'n he can.
Texan/Connecticut-ian fools in the Gulf of Maine. Ahhhhhh, high-profile touristos.

:crazy:
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 01:57 PM
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40. What a dipshit
Speaking of dipshits...who thinks this will get as much play by the MSM as Kerry's windsurfing?;(
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:18 PM
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44. The 1st picture is hillareous... It looks like he is just throwing
his bait out on the ocean and then putting his hook in the water... :rofl:... He will catch a lot of fish that way :rofl:
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:20 PM
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45. *Prezidentin' are phun.*


"Now don't bother me with your silly-ass problems."








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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:26 PM
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46. Is it just me, or does Poppy look like
he'd like to throw Junior overboard? He seems to look a bit disgusted.

Bake
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 02:41 PM
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48. "The Master Baiter In Chief is after that 78,909 pound yeller perch!"
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-01-07 12:40 AM
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59. Yeller Perch Sashimi goes for $5769.98 per Kilo....the wasabi is free
Poor Bush....needs help fishin...can't do shit....Damn....
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 10:00 PM
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53. Someone probably just hands him a bunch of dead fish
and goes "Nice work, buddy! Let's get you an ice cream after the photo."
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 10:39 PM
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57. He's a child, playing president, and the GOP is playing along.
He won't stop until they slap him and send him to his room.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-01-07 12:43 AM
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60. Ya know, I can't make fun of this guy anymore.
I'm starting to feel bad now, after looking at that second picture.
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