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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:14 PM
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Did you think velociraptors and tyrannosauruses were carnivores?
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Blasphemers!
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genie_weenie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:18 PM
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1. Coconuts!
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:19 PM
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2. Ya. Those big pointy teeth
were for biting through coconuts.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:37 PM
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18. I thought they were to snip the lilies and leave the rest of
the plant alone...:D

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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:19 PM
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3. I'd have to get a good look at their dentition.
:)
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:20 PM
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4. Those huge canines were just for ...
... getting stones out of a horse's hoof. :D
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:34 PM
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11. Not so...there is a really good explanation for it.
The t-rex and other "supposedly" carnivorous animals were all into vampire goth.
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 05:04 PM
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20. their clothes must have cost a fortune. Big chest and tiny little arms.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:20 PM
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5. So, if God gave us all the herbs, why is Marijuana illegal?
Why do the authorities hate God?

Oh yeah and T-Rex eating a carrot, awesome visual. LOL.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:26 PM
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9. And the Lord spaketh, "Eateth not of poppy, nor the peyote, nor the hemp...
....for the plant shall causeth thou to see forbidden visions and increaseth thy hunger and cause thee to giggle incessantly at all of creation." --- DEAturonomy 5:24.
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:35 PM
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15. Actually, I believe that was DEAturonomy 4:20
If I'm not mistaken :-)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:21 PM
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6. If not they must have had to fight some really mean plants

The Venus Dinosaur Trap must have really been something
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:49 PM
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12. I guess they think this was a documentary:
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StarryNite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 05:10 PM
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22. Originally it was the plants
that ate the animals.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:24 PM
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7. is that from the flat earthers creation museum? Is that how they attempt to explain away
how humans survived instead of being dinosaur food?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:32 PM
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10. Vegetarianism and incest saved the human race from the floods.
And I still have yet to hear how that explanation works considering that if that creationist nonsense was true, the dinosaurs (and big cats and wolves and such) had been carnivores for something in the neighborhood of 1000 years when the supposed flood took place.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 03:25 PM
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8. "And to everything that creeps the Earth" ...
could God be talking about Pat Robertson?

Cheers
Drifter
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:21 PM
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13. Well, they could have been scavengers.
Have to look at the vid later tonight, I'll need a laugh by then.

-Hoot
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:31 PM
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14. Naaah. They were super efficient bubble gum chewers.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:36 PM
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16. Oh now, everyone knows they only had sharp teeth to test the faithful
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:36 PM
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17. I heard that they preferred the roast duck, with the mango salsa...n/t.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 04:38 PM
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19. Nothing for me, I've lost my appetite...
:rofl:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 05:07 PM
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21. LOL! Movement vegetarians have something in common with the other idiots! LOLOL!
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