I was looking for something else when I found this side-splitting humor

[Jeffersons Ghost]

BUSH'S EYES CONTINUE TO MOVE CLOSER TOGETHER

Doctors Concerned About Rare "Cyclops" Disorder

AP WASHINGTON DC Bush's doctors are becoming more and more concerned that the president's eyes continue to move closer together.

Dr. Mengele told reports "the movement is very gradual, but steady at a rate of millimeters each week. We fear they are going to merge at some point in the future." Met with gasps from newspeople, Mengele replied "Yes, the president is slowly turning into a cyclops."

When asked how this bizarre tragedy could occur, Dr. Mengele explained that over time, the inside of Bush's skull has built up more and more bone, squeezing and shrinking the brain and concurrently the ocular sites. This is an extremely rare condition, but can happen after a lifetime of immensely stubborn, ignorant conservative ideals.

Much has been reported about the president's inability to speak properly, form coherent sentences, or even to read a newspaper. The president has even admitted that he obtains information from his aides, the only way he can.

His motor skills have also been declining, as reported previously, after crashing on a bicycle, and in numerous speeches. Photos have captured how he sometimes needs help walking. Facial tics and strange expressions that have been described as "chimplike" or "maniacal" have also plagued the president.

Asked what is in store for president Bush, Dr. Mengele replied "The bone tissue will continue to crowd his brain, he will eventually go deaf and blind, and finally, the entire brain pan will be nothing but solid bone." Mengele added that he didn't see this as influencing Bush's popularity with Republicans.

[uppityperson]

1. The Onion?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. no but that's exactly what came to mind when i read it...

is that funny thing still online?

[beam me up scottie]

3. snort!

the entire brain pan will be nothing but solid bone." Mengele added that he didn't see this as influencing Bush's popularity with Republicans.

Ray-gun remained a hero too.

[TomInTib]

4. My GrandMother told me to never trust anyone whose eyes were

too close together

[ClintonTyree]

5. Same here........

and over my 56 years I've found it to be true. People who have beady, little, close set eyes have always proved to be unreliable and a little crazy. Just one of those observations you make while growing old......... :shrug:

[itzamirakul]

6. Funny! I gotta share this tale with some of my friends...