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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand > was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a > conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former > Texas Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House. > The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what 'post turtle' > was. > The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you > come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." > The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to > explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong > there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help > the dumb shit get down." >
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