WOULD YOU HIT THIS? Part III

[Vektor]

Is it time? Did somebody say "HIT THIS!"


"I propose we all go back to my Beacon Hill townhouse, and play naked twister."


"Ladies, ladies, there's enough Big John Sex to go around."


"Anybody want a lick?"


Whazzup, Baby?!?!


A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the moonlight,
My cinnamon girl.

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. OMG YOU'RE HERE

BEEFCAKE OVERLOAD!!!!

TOO MUCH HOTNESS!

[Vektor]

2. I'm here...

...and I'm delivering.

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. Delivering THESE goods?

Mmmm, waiter, I'll have an order of that, please!

[Vektor]

4. That's one hell of a sweet potato.

It ought to be put in a pie.

I've got one.

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. HAH

Don't forget the berries!

[Vektor]

6. I'll take the branch AND the berries!

I am finding it hard to type with this pesky little clitoral boner. It's damaging the front of my pajama pants.

[WildEyedLiberal]

7. Well the earlier thread I made for Withywindle

Made me "pee", so I've been there and done that, honey.

[Vektor]

8. WHAT THREAD?!?!

I want to see! I'll go change into my other jammies with the break-away crotch patch.

[WildEyedLiberal]

9. The "Hey Withywindle" one

It was tame as far as Kerry kink goes, but there's some eye candy and nummy innuendo nevertheless.

[Vektor]

11. That was just a warm-up...

...for the late night kink.
The night shift has arrived.

[Vektor]

10. Awww damn.

I just went and looked.
My pants are irreparably damaged.

[WildEyedLiberal]

12. Mine put up with lots of abuse

They're Kerry-proof. :evilgrin:

Hey, you know what... I need to take a quick shower. It shouldn't take me more than 15 minutes. You should totally post some hot John mansex for me to get all steamy over when I come out all squeaky-clean from my shower.

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[Vektor]

13. A shower, you say....

Mmmm hmmmm.

I'll bet you just need to use your shower massager.

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. Ahhhh

Clean and dripping wet....

Where's my Big John?

[Vektor]

15. Dammit...still working on it...

Just a few minutes...
It will be worth it.

[Vektor]

16. Alright! Here you are beef-addict!

JOHN: "Oh, well since you asked, it's about this thick."
WOMAN: "Oh baby, don't sell yourself short, it's a hell of a lot thicker than that."



"Alright!!! More fangirls!"



"John, this habit you have of laughing at funerals really needs to stop."




And, no sex or humor here, this is just the cutest baby I have EVER seen.

(And the kid's not bad either!!)
Really, though, that baby is CUTE.

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. OMG

Awesomest pics EVAR.

I love that one of him laughing. I want to make him laugh like that. (Among other things.) I love how good he is with kids, too... it's a nice sign in a potential mate :evilgrin:

[Vektor]

18. Every time I have ever seen him with a kid...

1) I feel a longing in my uterus for his smoldering, kryptonite, man-seed.

2) The kid is smiling and happy, versus when Bush picks up a baby and the baby starts screaming.

[WildEyedLiberal]

19. Hahaha

1) YES. (And I don't even want kids, so that's no easy feat)

and

2) Very true.

OMG, John and I would have gorgeous and brilliant children, too.

[Vektor]

20. I don't want kids either....

..but if I ever slipped and fell and got impregnated by big John..

Well, OK well, I'd have a problem...

[WildEyedLiberal]

21. Hahaha is that sort of like accidentally fainting and

fellating him?

"Oh my God? How did I fall onto your erection?"

[Vektor]

22. I've fallen!

AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!

Hahahaha! Couldn't resist!

I'm still going to try that accidental fellatio thing some day.

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. "I'm so young and sextastic"

"All the women want me"



RAWR!

[Vektor]

24. Ok...not joking...

That Senate testimony blew me the fuck away. I had never seen a person of ANY age, let alone 26 years old, speak so eloquently, so profoundly, and possess SO much wisdom and insight as he that day. He was already as presidential as one can possibly be. His maturity level at that tender age was truly astounding.

Hell, when I was 26, I sat in bars with my girlfriends, drinking Zima, giggling, and saying stuff like "hey look, you can see the out-line of that guy's wiener through his shorts!"

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. He seriously needs to be mine

Of course, if you'd been through a hellish war by the time you were 26, you might have been more serious as well. He really is an amazing person. I actually think his looks have only gotten better with age. Like a fine wine.

*sip*

Mmmmm... tasty.

[Vektor]

26. If he's a fine wine....

I want to soak his cork.

[WildEyedLiberal]

27. More yumminess

He can be my Commander in Chief:



Not a super beefcake picture, but I AM IN THIS PICTURE:



It was a rally in Warren, OH on Oct. 30... I am one of those crowd-faces. AMAZING! I WAS FIVE FEET FROM THE BIGJOHNSEX!

[Vektor]

28. I have always loved that first picture...

It is one of my absolute favorites.

Sooooooooooooooooo beautiful.

[WildEyedLiberal]

29. My favorite

Well, it's obvious I suppose:



Because, uh, he's dripping wet, in a pool, and unclothed.

Wow, I'm just a straightforward kind of gal.

[Vektor]

30. Well, DUH!

Yeah..that is criminally sexy.

[WildEyedLiberal]

31. I'd like to do criminal things to him

When I'm finished, he won't be able to remember his own name.

[Vektor]

32. Please Hammer, DON'T HURT HIM!

UUNNGHHH!
"You can't touch this!"

[WildEyedLiberal]

33. Oh my dear God

ROFLMAO... You've cracked!

On that bizarre note, I am turning in. It's almost 6 am here and I need to get up and buy my textbooks tomorrow. So, arrivederci... have some sweet, hot Kerry dreams. :evilgrin:

[Vektor]

34. I knew you would love that madness!

I too have to turn in...sleep deprivation is making me act bizarre.

Goodnight, and sweet Kerry dreams to you too.