A day in the life of GD-P

[ruggerson]

H supporter: Congratulations. Looks like Barack has it nailed down. Hopefully this will all be over soon and we can turn our sights to the Republicans.

O supporter: Your candidate lost! Can't you get it through your thick head?

H suppoter: Uh, yeah, didn't I just say that?

O supporter: Now, you're being just like Hillary Klintoon. Twisting everything around. You can't even tell the truth!

H supporter: The truth for me is that it was a hard fought campaign and we're at the end of it and I will support Obama as our nominee.

O supporter: You're living in a fucking Hillaroid different dimension. And don't tell me you support him, I know what you've been writing all along. We're on to your games.

H supporter: Are you not processing this? I previously was advocating for my candidate, just like you. But, the nomination is over. Hillary lost. Barack won.

O supporter: What, do you think we're stupid? This is another Clintonian trick. No one is falling for this mind fuck. You really think we're that stupid?

H supporter: I don't think you're stupid necessarily, but I'm beginning to think there is something very wrong with you.

O supporter: Wrong with me? I'm not the one who's been championing a two bit corporate lying whore!

H supporter: I've supported the person I thought best for the job. Now that she's lost, I"m supporting the guy left standing: Obama. I vote for and support the Democratic nominee.

O supporter: There you go lying again, Hillfuck. Are these your orders from Hillaryis44? Because it's pretty transparent what you're doing.

H supporter: Uh, what I'm doing is trying to move on to the general election.

O supporter: Bullshit. You're trying to change the subject. She's destroying Obama's chances right now. Has she conceded yet?

H supporter: I'm just a voter. It's not like I'm in the upper echelon of her campaign. I can't tell her to concede.

O supporter: Exactly. You don't want to her concede. You want to destroy Obama.

H supporter: Hold on there, that's not what I want nor did I say anything remotely like that. Actually, just the opposite.

O supporter: We're not falling for your slick, Billary bullshit.

H supporter: Are you having the same conversation I'm having?

O supporter: Hillbot, I'm looking forward to the day you and your candidate are history.

H supporter: Well, again, all I can tell you is congratulations. Looks to me like Barack has it nailed down. Hopefully this will all be over soon and we can turn our sights to the Republicans.

O supporter: You ARE a Republican. You and that pant suited harpy bitch!

H supporter: I really don't know what else to tell you. I'm voting for Obama. Hillary has lost.

O supporter: Yeah, right. Listen to yourself. Why are Hillaroids so fucking nasty and divisive?

H supporter: You have a nice day, now.

O supporter: Has she conceded yet, Hillfuck?

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DISCLAIMER: I realize there is venom from both sides. This is just one encounter amongst many in the twilight zone. But, one which is alarmingly frequent.

[Oceansaway]

1. tooooooooo funnnnnny....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Minimus]

2. LOL !!!!

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

3. Broad brush there. nt

[cbayer]

4. Purge all Hillbots!

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

5. All the poor Nells.

Such victims. So unfair to actually play by the rules. :nopity:

[sniffa]

19. Wait for it.....

[TahitiNut]

24. That's just so dead on it's stunning. Like this one ...

Amazingly accurate.

[Yael]

6. In what alternate interwebz does this mythical GD:P exist?

Link?

[Amonester]

7. warning

there may be tRolls "at work" in GD-P

just sayin

[Straight Shooter]

28. You're actually implying that ruggerson is a troll?

:eyes:

[ruggerson]

35. I think

he/she means in general, people who behave like the O supporter in the OP.

[Straight Shooter]

36. I hope you're right.

But the response didn't strike me that way. :(

[BlooInBloo]

8. Wow - is that REALLY how Clinton supporters think they are???

:rofl:

[gateley]

9. LOL! -

I sound like that O supporter sometimes, I'm ashamed to admit.

[Window]

11. Only in the OP's imagination.

[marlakay]

10. what i am amazed at is how much fighting there is

when i counted 25 folks for clinton on will's post and 350 for obama, whats up with that?

[AllentownJake]

14. It's actually

about 80/20. I think a majority stayed away from the lost respect thread.

[FlyingSquirrel]

12. I could only read the first part of your post...

so to me it looked like "HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO"

;)

[ruggerson]

13. It's an anagram for Don Imus

you broke the code :)

[JeffR]

15. K & R!

:spray:

[FredScuttle]

16. We must be visiting two different GD:Ps then...

H supporter: MSM COVERING FOR OBAMA! TURNS OUT MEGAPOPULAR ROCK BAND OPENED FOR HIM AND DREW THE 75,000!!!!!

O supporter: Uh, the Decemberists are a safe distance from "megapopular"....they usually draw no more than 2,500. Obama drew that large crowd himself. Did you get that from a RW hack news site?

H supporter: *crickets*

O supporter: jackass

(later)

H supporter: ZOMG! THIS IS HUGH!!!111 OBAMA BRUSHED HIS SHOULDER!!! WHAT A SEXIST THING TO DO!!!

O supporter: calm down, you ninny...he was referencing Jay-Z

H supporter: YOU MEAN THE RAPPER?!!!

O supporter: Yes, the rapper....see, Jay-Z has this thing where he dismisses, or "disses" as the kids say, attacks from other rappers and the media by brushing them off his shoulders. See? It's a figurative thing, not meant literally. Obama is not literally dusting Hillary off his shoulders.

H supporter: *crickets*

O supporter: jackass


(even later)

H supporter: HILLARY LEADS THE POPULAR VOTE!! THIS IS FACT!! DON'T TRY TO DISPUTE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH AND THERE IS NOTHING ELSE!!!!

O supporter: uh, no she doesn't you incredible moron. You're counting FL and MI, which aren't official primaries this season. And you're giving Hillary 100% of the MI vote, which is absurd. And you're not counting 4 caucus states, 3 of which Obama won.

H supporter: BUT SHE'S LEADING THE POPULAR VOTE!!!!

O supporter: jackass


and so on and so on and so on......

[Crunchy Frog]

20. H supporter: DID YOU KNOW?Obama's donation website accepts illegal foreign contributions ?

(cont.): I've linked to this far right wing site to prove it.

[anigbrowl]

22. H supporter: [Billionaire Guiliani Donor] says Obama would be bad for economy!

[BlooInBloo]

25. H Supporter: Obama's Independents Problem

i LOVE this game!!!!

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

33. O supporter:

I think Barack is the right man for the job
H supporter: You're all a bunch of sexists
O supporter: OK, then he's the right person for the job
H supporter: Are you trying to dehumanize hillary by claiming she isn't a person?
O supporter: :wtf:
H supporter: You wouldn't talk to me like that if my candidate was a man
O supporter: (has now increased their ignore list by 1)

[Aloha Spirit]

17. Oh, I'm onto your games, ruggerson.

[indimuse]

18. knr!

!

[mudesi]

21. Clinton supporters are delusional. Exhibit A

Seriously. Did you have that exchange in a dream?

[Condem]

23. Nailed it, ruggerson

[Occam Bandage]

26. A day in the life of GD:P (abbreviated).

H: Hello now.
O: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKWHORE FUCK BITCH FUCK. I AM AN ANGRY STRAWMAN! ROAR!
H: I am very reasonable.
O: FUCKING MOTHERLICKING DICKASS FUCKNUT NUN-TITS! SUCK MY FARTBALLS!.
H: That's hardly appropriate. Goodbye.
O: FUCK.

[PBS Poll-435]

27. LOL....Is the HO, HO, HO subliminal?

Oh, and by the way...


ALERTED!!!!


:P

[Occam Bandage]

30. No, it's H, OH, OH, O. That is to say, "Hillary, who appeals to OH, will win OH, while Obama can't."

While I appear to be an Obama supporter, I'm actually encoding pro-Hillary messages in everything I write.

[PBS Poll-435]

31. All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best.

:P

[rucky]

29. How can you parody a parody?

:shrug:

[Olney Blue]

32. It captures how I have felt sometimes posting support for Hillary.

I've been called un-American, a danger, etc.

[MonkeyFunk]

34. LOL!

"Hillfuck"

:rofl"


K&R

[shomino]

37. Satire must have an element of truth to be funny.

Unfortunately, this post has neither much truth nor humor. Thumbs down.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

38. But Brawndo's got what plants crave!

It's got electrolytes!

[bigtree]

39. that's pretty much how it looks and feels to a Clinton supporter here

great narrative.

I swear I've seen some of those as actual posts, but I could be projecting.