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Appetizers:
Pastor Pasta.............99cents (spicy, extra crispy fried ravioli-like pasta pillows..loaded with surprise filling)
Hillary Rings..............99cents (breaded & fried crisp on the outside, slimy inside)
Bill's BBQ Tongue......99 cents (a little on the chewy side..sliced thin for those with dentures)
McCain's Nuggets......99 cents (beer-battered & half-baked fish)
Salads:
Scranton Gal Salad......$5.00 (iceberg lettuce wedges, Kraft™ Catalina salad dressing, Bacos™, Land of Lakes™ cheese crumbles)
Cindy's Favorite Family Secret Salad....$10.00 (orange jell-o, shredded carrots, slivered celery, crushed pineapple)
Bubba's Best Salad........$11.99 ( fresh spinach leaves on top, delicately sprinkled with organic feta cheese (looks positively healthy) ....underneath..iceberg lettuce, crumbled bacon, cheese, chunks of ham, diced boiled eggs, bathed in a hefty portion of Ranch Dressing..
Entrees:
Hillie, the Huntress, Mixed Grill..............$22.00 (varies from day to day, but whatever she's huntin', we're grillin'...served with sweet potatoes, radish-roses & Texas Toast)
Bill's Buffalo Burger..............................$22.00 (a big one... with all the fixins'..This one will really "buffalo you"...but good.. served with fries & cole slaw)
John's Asian Medley.............................$market rate* (a tasty meal of rice*..sure to evoke memories of long ago.. contains vegetables, free-trade shrimp, and much more)
Desserts:
Hillary's Just Desserts Pudding................$5.00 (Tapioca with a sprinkling of bitter chocolate)
Bill's Big Banana.....................................$7.00(serves 2) (ripe banana-gently simmered, coated with tasty brown sugar sprinkles, then bathed in honey...)whipped cream on request..
Mac's Mango Mash.................................$5.00 (Mashed mango, topped with Cool Whip)
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