I really need the free TV, Please, oh please debate with me...

[Coexist]

My cash is low, The math is bad
I've lost the best donors I had.

Debates give me free airtime now
with great aplomb, I make this vow

I will debate you in a car
I will debate you at a bar

I will debate you in the fall
I will debate you at the mall

I will debate you on the stump
I will debate you at the pump

Lincon-style if you admire
Even under sniper fire,

Bowling, flag pin, Hands on heart,
Reverand Wright, its ala carte!

I will debate you by a brook,
I will debate you while we cook

I will debate you here or there,
I will debate you anywhere

I will debate you, please say yes,
I'm desperate, I must confess.

Barack, oh please debate with me,
So I can get my free TV...

[tekisui]

1. I will debate you in a box,

I will debate you on Fox!

[AwakeAtLast]

40. I do not like these anchors ma'am

I do not like them Sam I am!


:D

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

42. I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

[Kool Kitty]

63. I'll debate with you in sox-will you bring me a bagel and lox?

People will attend in flocks, just be sure to watch the clocks.

[Raine]

2. Exactly on point. nt

[Diane R]

3. I will debate you with a smile, I will debate you with questions vile.

[Diane R]

4. I will debate you with a glare, I will debate you with my teeth bared.

[tekisui]

5. I will debate you until you tire, I will debate you through sniper fire.

[rateyes]

6. LOL.

[DerekJ]

30. ..

:rofl:

[sellitman]

61. *Ding* Ding**Ding* Ding*Ding* Ding*

A winner!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[superkia]

7. Thanks to all, I needed a good laugh today!

[tishaLA]

8. I will debate you, rotten louse, So I can get to the White House

[tekisui]

9. I will debate you about big rallies, I will debate you in bowling allies.

[Diane R]

10. My friend George can be the judge, just to make certain you don't fudge.

[dailykoff]

11. I will debate with questions tough, I will debate you in the buff.

:scared:

[JimGinPA]

12. I'll Debate You With A Snarl, 'Cause I Got Tips From My Good Friend Karl

[tishaLA]

13. I'll rant about celestial choirs, And drag you through the muck and mire

[Diane R]

14. You bring Michelle, I'll bring Bill. I'll win the White House if I have to steal.

[Window]

16. I've told everyone that you're elite, in hopes that it will make you easier to beat.

:kick:

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

46. ! like in PA -

Dirty Tricks in Pennsylvania
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5696805&mesg_id=5696805

[Cha]

15. Green eggs and Ham..perfect analogy

for the clinton campaign.

Excellent knock off of Dr Suess, FLDEM!

"I will debate you while I crook".

[Bigleaf]

17. I will debate you, but please know I do LIKE strife, however don't turn your back, I LOVE my knife

[rocktivity]

18. DU-zy!

We must debate, 'cause I don't dare
admit you've beat me fair and square...

:headbang:
rocknation

[Diane R]

19. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, don't even think of trying to leave.

[chyjo]

20. Yes you know I am a whore

Yes you know I am a bore

[Me.]

21. I Will Debate You In A Bar, I Will Debate You On Your Railway Car

[tekisui]

22. I will debate you while taking shots, I will debate you while my support rots.

[Coexist]

29. you win, tekisui!

[Me.]

37. !

:beer:

[Coexist]

23. ** y'all are way better than me! Thanks for the awesome additions.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

57. I wish you'd submit this over at OpEdNews

not in a hat, not with a cat..... but go to www.opednews.com
and register if you aren't already, and submit this piece.

Its very clever.

[Coexist]

59. I'll try

I don't have an account there and wouldn't even know where/how to post it.

[Coexist]

66. I did it. Here's the link

http://www.opednews.com/maxwrite/diarypage.php?did=7155

[chill_wind]

70. Cool! This thread has been fun. Your OP-- priceless! :-)

eom

[Diane R]

24. I'll move the goalposts, I'll break the rules. I'm counting on the votes from fools.

[Muttocracy]

33. !

[JimGinPA]

25. I'll Debate You About Who's Bitter, Because I Owe Too Much To Be A Quitter

[Muttocracy]

34. zing!

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

47. ding ding ding

you have the winning answer

[nichomachus]

26. I will debate you in a cove. I'll get my lines from Mr. Rove

[Catherina]

27. Fuck her. I can't wait until I never hear her name again. n/t

[Eurobabe]

64. Oh my sentiments EXACTLY!!

I hate this broom.

[ForeignSpectator]

78. No no no...

... that doesn't rhyme. :spank:

How about

Never again wanna hear her name
cos she is evil and also lame

:hi:

[tishaLA]

28. To show you my depravity, I'll go to zero gravity

[DerekJ]

31. I'll debate you, I'll fight. I'll lie about Ayers and Wright.

[madfloridian]

32. LOL

Funny. :rofl:

[Diane R]

35. I'll dye my hair, I'll wear the flag. Spackle my wrinkles and sound like a hag.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

54. DUZY

nominee

[GoldieAZ49]

36. LOL, it is just another way to show his weakness

a political ploy and Indiana wanting a debate played right into her hand, it makes BarryHo look weak

[chill_wind]

38. "And I'll bring The Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo,

which can blow the Zooks clear to Salamagoo!".

The Bitter Butter Battle- 1984 the Yooks and the Zooks

[Coexist]

41. The Butter Battle is one of my favorites

its like understanding the arms race for kids.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

39. Is she going to challenge him to a nude bowling match next?

[groovytang]

43. OFFENSIVE, mocking a good dem

SHAME

[JBoy]

49. You're being a big baby all over DU - on day one.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

51. he got the chicklet

so much for that.

[Coexist]

52. damn that was fast.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

53. I wish they'd teach me how to do that, I would do it to a rat

hehehehehe

[JBoy]

55. He wuz totally obliterated.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

56. it was delivery, not dejorno

cement pizza

[Coexist]

50. Defensive interference - 2 post penalty.

[yourguide]

44. Amazing...Nice contributions by Diane too! K & R

[chill_wind]

60. Yiiiiiikes!!! :-)

[RBInMaine]

45. I LOVE THE MEDIA SPIN SO I CAN WIN WIN WIN.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

48. If I can't win, no one will, cause your character I will kill

[chill_wind]

58. I'll mock your talk of deproliferation with my own shrill calls for complete obliteration.

eom

[DerekJ]

62. K

[quantass]

65. .

[Scurrilous]

67. LOL

:thumbsup:

[JimGinPA]

68. Shame On You Barack, Debate With Me, It's The Only TV Time I Can Get For Free

[Tribetime]

69. I won't debate you Hillary my dear, but will McCain later this year

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

71. Obama: "No Thanks. We'd Get Our Butts Whooped"

[Coexist]

72. that doesn't rhyme...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

73. Well, I Ain't No Jesse Jackson LOL

[Coexist]

74. WWJJD?

[WillyT]

75. I Will Debate You In North Carolina, Even Though You Do Not Have A...

good reason to do so.

:hide::evilgrin::hide:

[VolcanoJen]

76. Oh gawd that is awesome!!!

FLDem5, you kick much ass. :-)

[helderheid]

77. DUzy!!

:rofl: :yourock:

[Diane R]

79. I will debate you in N.C, I'll debate in Kentucky.

[Diane R]

80. Will you, will you, will you please. Let me have my free Teevee?

[Diane R]

81. "I won't debate you, I won't.....said he. I won't debate you on Teevee.

I won't debate you on a box, I won't debate you on the docks.
I won't debate you here, or there, I won't debate you anywhere.
I won't debate a stray flag pin, I won't debate to let you spin.
I won't debate, can't you see? I'm clearly, firmly in the lead.
I have the votes, I have the cash. I have the folks, now let me dash.
I'm going to win this longest race, now step aside; I've earned my place."

[Coexist]

82. Wow!

that rocks.

[helderheid]

83. BRAVO!

:applause:

[Triana]

86. Hehehe! Here's the photo to go with your Barack response:

[Triana]

84. I will debate you wearing nothing but mittens, and if you refuse I'll call you chicken!

[Triana]

85. I will debate you, yes I must! While I throw my supporters under the bus...

And anyone else who threatens my desire
yea I’ll toss them too, under the tires!

[Coexist]

87. very clever!

all the responses are wondeful. I'd like to address every single one, but I'd feel like I was just constantly kicking my own thread.

So a big ol' THANK YOU! to all right here. DUers are a very clever bunch, that's for sure.