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thereismore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:45 PM Original message |
Technical question: How do you attach a yarmuka to Giulliani's bald head? |
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rox63 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. Glue? Velcro? Nail gun? |
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robbedvoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:46 PM Original message |
I pick nail gun for 100 Alex! |
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Atman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:47 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. I vote nail gun. |
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MethuenProgressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
2. 9/11 |
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ben_meyers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
3. Bubble gum? n/t |
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Ivote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. "CRAZY" glue |
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thereismore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:48 PM Response to Reply #4 |
13. A good one. nt |
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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. Masking tape inside the yarmulke? - so no one sees it. |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. Put it on top, mention 9/11, his head swells to fit. nt |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. Elmers' |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
9. Poly-Grip n/t |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
10. Maybe acquaint yourself with a Jew and ask politely. |
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smokey nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
11. Thumb tacks, staples, nails. Basically anything that draws blood will do. |
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kirby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
12. Use 9/11" double stick tape... |
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leveymg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
14. Women's hat pins. Long, pointy ones. |
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Ivote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:53 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Duct Tape |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
16. Tell him a building will fall down for each hour he keeps it on |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
17. I was going to suggest double-sided tape, like the starlets use to |
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cgrindley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
18. Ever so slightly anti-semitic post you got going there |
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thereismore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. It wasn't meant that way, honest. nt |
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cgrindley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:19 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Fair enough (nt) |
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Der Blaue Engel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:20 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. How so? |
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cgrindley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 07:31 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Two points |
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Der Blaue Engel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 08:05 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. The comment was not about "racial or cultural dress" |
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cgrindley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 08:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. But Mormon underwear is inherently very very funny (nt) |
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Yanez Houston Jordan (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
19. The yarmuka stays on only because Rudy's brain sucks |
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thereismore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Ah, the winner! nt |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
20. Super glue |
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DavidDvorkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
21. Actually, yarmulkes stay on bald heads more easily |
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thereismore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 04:17 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Thanks, now I know. nt |
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Joe the Revelator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-29-08 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
28. My dad is a bald jew |
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