Santa... Dubya... Separated at birth??
ddeclue
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Wed Dec-21-05 09:51 PM
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Santa... Dubya... Separated at birth??
He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake Dubya knows if you've been bad or good So you better be good for goodness sake.. Oh you better not pout You better not cry You better not shout I'm telling you why Dubya Claus is coming to town... He's makin' a list He's checkin' it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.. Dubya Claus is comin' to town... Hey everybody, I just figured out that George Bush must be Santa Claus... NO WONDER BILL O'REILLY'S BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS! As we all know Santa knows if you've been bad or good... We just found out Dubya's watching us all to see if we've been "naughty" or "nice"... ..and Santa doesn't need a warrant to listen in either... Santa - Uses elves to do his dirty work. Dubya - Uses NSA. Santa - helped by Mrs. Claus Dubya - helped by Condaleeza Rice Santa only works about 1 day a year... Dubya... SAME... Santa - Reindeer powered sleigh flies him all over the world in one night.. Dubya - AIR FORCE ONE... Santa - Red Suit.. Dubya - FLIGHT SUIT... Santa's laugh - Ho Ho Ho... Dubya's laugh - Heh Heh Heh Santa - Brings you presents if you've been good. Dubya - Brings Pioneers and Rangers "presents" for good campaign donations. Santa - Brings you switches if you've been bad.. Dubya - USES the switches if you've been "bad"... Finally...that undisclosed location that Dick Cheney's been hiding out in so much... THE NORTH POLE... Doug De Clue Orlando, FL
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Wed Dec-21-05 10:47 PM
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1. Damn! All this time I thought
It was Jesus that was watching us. You mean to tell me it was Santa?
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Thu Dec-22-05 11:49 AM
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5. Well God doesn't need a warrant - RHIP
Rank Has Its Privileges. Bush just THINKS he's God. (Here's a hint George: The job's taken and you STINK at it anyways..) Doug D. Orlando, FL
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Wed Dec-21-05 11:05 PM
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2. I think there's a typo in your heading line
Surely you meant to say SATAN, not Santa.
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Thu Dec-22-05 12:04 AM
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Thu Dec-22-05 10:27 AM
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4. Well, Bush might be the BIZARRO Santa.
In which case I hope the real Santa kicks him to the curb real soon.
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