No Daily Show or Dave Chappelle for me! The 'Bitchquisition' is at hand

[jpgray]

DISCLAIMER: This post is mostly sarcastic, but you are free to take it very seriously

Since Dave's schtick is almost inevitably bound by us of the 'n' and 'b' words, I must defend the sensibilities of humankind by excommunicating him from my household.

Jon Stewart takes things further and uses the 'c' word, therefore his head shall be taken and set on a stake outside all internet message boards as a warning to those other insensitive bigots who dare to make use of words we might not like.

No one expects the DU Bitchquisition! (I certainly didn't)

(if you think the term 'Bitchquisition' is coldly intentioned to further degrade DU women and should be outlawed, congratulations DU citizen, you are doing your part for said Bitchquisition)

[Mass_Liberal]

1. ????

C-word? Dude, they are funny. So they can say whatever the hell they want. As long as they aren't offending large numbers of people.

[jpgray]

2. This thread is satire

I stumbled on a thread in GD about banning the use of 'bitch' from DU--I find this fear of a word hilarious, and feel it should be made fun of as much as possible.

[Mass_Liberal]

6. Ooooo

n/t

[skooooo]

3. moderators are locking everything...

what's up??

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. LOL... My pup just promised to bite the first person who says the "B"

word...

It has really gotten silly.

Semantics... What a bitch.

[jpgray]

5. Books to be burned (feel free to add your own!)

First on the pyre--Irvine Welsh's Trainspotting. Due to its harboring of many 'DOSS COONT' pejoratives, its pages must be blackened until not one atom remains to be scattered in the four winds.

Granted, the term is almost exclusively leveled at male characters, but it is not your place to inquire about use and intent! The word is outlawed, and therefore the erasure of the offending text has been assured.

[rumguy]

9. you are an original soul my friend

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[jpgray]

11. I never told you, but I find your Santorum portrait unspeakably offensive

:D

[rumguy]

8. You have a way with words

The Bitchquisition! That is hilarious.

[sendero]

10. Anyone who doesn't like the "b" word...

.... should not use it.

Half-hearted apologies for using an abortion debate term to illustrate a point that so many don't seem to be able to get :)