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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:13 PM Original message |
I'm going to go weedwhack the fuck out of the neighbor's car |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. I thought you said "Cat" instead of "Car" and almost had a heart attack. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. OMG no -- we are total animal people! |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Raccoons on crack? LOL |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:21 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Seriously -- it's this high-pitched shriek |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. raccoons on crack? |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 08:32 PM Response to Reply #4 |
30. A good description of a Fisher Cat |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
3. . |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
6. He obviously doesn't give a fuck about you or your property.... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:45 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. I figure his car is a beater anyway, so a few more scrathces won't be noticed! |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
7. Can you call in Mr. TowTruck? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:43 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Alas, no |
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lizerdbits (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. Can you park your car in that spot before he does? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 03:44 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. No -- he gets home before we do!!! |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:21 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Have a pal park there until you get home? |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
12. If he's parking in the road... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:18 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. I can't do that -- against the law |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. Then maybe on the grass he parks on? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
14. DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!!! I'll come up and bail you out. |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
17. Could he possibly just be clueless? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 05:14 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Nah, that makes way too much sense |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
18. Just wait until the weeds dry out and then set 'em on fire. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 06:05 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. Wow, that's really, really clever! |
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SydneyBristow (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
21. As another option... |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
22. Let the air out of all his tires. |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
23. Borrow a Denver boot. nt |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
24. Have a "stranger" drive a bit too close in the middle of the night and knock the side mirror off. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
25. They invite you for dessert, they can't be all that bad. Series. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
27. park in front of their house on their lawn |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-01-09 11:25 AM Response to Reply #27 |
32. They have a preschooler and an elementary schooler |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
28. These are a little pricey. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-31-09 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
29. I just mow near the neighbor's cars and send the grass spray away from the |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-01-09 10:06 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. He actually parks so his tires on on the edge of our lawn |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-01-09 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
33. You can't just leave a note on his windshield? |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-01-09 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. Why don't you just park in front of your house? |
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