Is your pet gay, straight, bi or transgendered?
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Fri May-22-09 05:19 PM
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Poll question: Is your pet gay, straight, bi or transgendered? |
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Fri May-22-09 05:19 PM
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1. the dog is gay, the cat is not. |
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Fri May-22-09 05:22 PM
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2. You forgot to include an option for spayed/neutered. |
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Of course, that doesn't actually CHANGE the animal's orientation, but it does make it much more difficult to act upon it...
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Fri May-22-09 05:23 PM
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Because, it's complicated
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Fri May-22-09 05:24 PM
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In fact, he's people phobic and squeemish around bodily fluids.
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Fri May-22-09 05:25 PM
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5. Mine is actually neuter-gendered trans-species polysexual |
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and I'd appreciate you no longer pushing your non-inclusive agenda on the rest of us.
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Fri May-22-09 05:29 PM
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6. I'm guessing no one can see "other" |
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Fri May-22-09 05:30 PM
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7. I preferred to take the route of self-righteous hissy fit |
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Fri May-22-09 05:33 PM
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9. That's a popular choice these days |
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Fri May-22-09 05:38 PM
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10. I've done my marketing research. The self-righteous hissy fit demographic is HUGE! |
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:rofl:
You are so very right!
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Fri May-22-09 05:31 PM
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8. One of my cats is straight; the other cat and the dog are bi. |
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They also like to hump each other, but I'm not sure how I'd refer to that. Trans-species? Bi-specie-al? Cross-specied? :crazy:
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Fri May-22-09 06:41 PM
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14. Bi is the new black... |
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Fri May-22-09 05:44 PM
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11. The beagle and one of the cats are completely straight, |
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Edited on Fri May-22-09 05:44 PM by Critters2
and in this creepy hetero-species relationship that the rest of us get tired of having to watch all the time. I mean, do they HAVE to do that in public?!
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Fri May-22-09 06:23 PM
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12. When I raised fish, there were some same-gender pairings... and my two parrotlets, |
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were both female and bonded. I know enough biology of the various species to notice their dimorphic characteristics...
I think my conures are all hetero, but I'd need to get DNA sexing done and that's pricey... I'd hope Rusty and Scooter are, but that's not my biggest concern in life.
Finding a spouse/life-partner who likes parrots... or even me... is a greater challenge. Even at parties I make friends with the plantlife.
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Fri May-22-09 06:25 PM
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13. Neither because they are neutered. |
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Fri May-22-09 09:50 PM
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16. Dora and Piglet are constantly trying to hump each other. They are also: fixed, girls and sisters. |
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Cats are weird.
Trin and Vader appear to have left all that at the vet's, neither one of them care.
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Fri May-22-09 09:59 PM
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17. He was neutered at 6 months. |
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His 4 best buddies are spayed female dogs. Soooo I'm really not sure how to answer that.
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