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The blind man's seein' eye dog Pissed on the blind man's shoe The blinds man said, "Here, Rover Here's a piece of beef for you" His wife said, "Don't reward him You can't just let that pass" The blind man said "I gotta find his mouth So I can kick him in the ass"
Bad jokes Lord, I love 'em Bad jokes Can't get enough of 'em Ooowhee Bad jokes for me
You got one, Dusty? I got one, Lefty. Let's hear it.
When God created woman He gave her not two breasts but three When the middle one got in the way God performed surgery Woman stood before God With the middle breast in hand Said, "What do we do With the useless boob?" And God created man
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Gramps turned eighty the other day And everybody was there And he was dressed up in a brand new suit Sitting in his big armchair When a beautiful young naked woman Stood up in front of the group She offered Gramps some super sex And he said, "I'll take the soup"
Bad jokes Lord, I love 'em Bad jokes Can't get enough of 'em Ooowhee Bad jokes for me
You ready for another one? Yeah, lay it on me.
Ole went to the neighborhood dance And he won the big door prize It was a toilet brush And he took it home And the next week one of the guys Said, "Ole, how's that toilet brush? The one you won from the neighbors?" Ole said, "Oh, it works pretty good But I prefer toilet paper"
Bad jokes Lord, I love 'em Bad jokes Can't get enough of 'em Ooowhee Bad jokes for me
The farmer had a champion bull Who bred 200 times a year The farmer's wife said, "200 times? Isn't that wonderful, dear? Maybe you ought to watch him Maybe he'll show you how" The farmer said, "He's a heck of a bull But it wasn't all with the same cow"
Come on, now, bad jokes Lord, I love 'em Bad jokes Can't get enough of 'em Ooowhee Bad jokes for me
You've got another one, Dusty? Actually I do Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? No, who they think did it? Well, they don't know, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals.
You got another one? I got another one, Lefty.
Sven said to his friend, "Boy, I think my wife died." His friend said, "Well, what do you mean, you think?" "Well, the sex is still the same, but the dishes are stackin' up."
Hey, Dusty. Yeah, Lefty? Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary? No, I didn't. Yeah, it runs in your jeans.
Hey, uh, heh, Lefty? Yeah? Go ahead. Why do they call it PMS? PMS? Why, I don't know. Why? 'Cause Mad Cow was already taken.
Hey, Dusty. Yeah, Lefty? What do you get when you cross holy water with castor oil? I don't know, Lefty. What do you get? A religious movement.
Hey, uh... hey, Lefty, what did the elephant say to the naked man? What'd he say? It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?
Come on, now. Bad jokes Lord, I love 'em Bad jokes Can't get enough of 'em Ooowhee Bad jokes for me Bad jokes Man, I love 'em Bad jokes Can't get enough of 'em Ooowhee Bad...whoo...jokes for me
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