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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:02 PM
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Do you have a title?
Mine is "Technical Sergeant (Retired)"

How about you?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:02 PM
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1. Caesar
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:23 PM
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37. Caesar my ass!! You're an Esquire, and I'm tellin' EVERYBODY!
So there.

:hi:

Bake
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:03 PM
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2. Webmaster
I run a few web sites for a public entity. Good times, good times.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:04 PM
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3. B.I.C.
Bozo In Charge.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:06 PM
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4. Staff Writer (nt)
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:51 PM
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34. I'd love to know more about that. Are you a journalist? Or did you work on a TV show?
Or what?

If you care to share, that is...
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:06 PM
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36. I work at a newspaper
A daily here in CT.

I am a sports writer. :) :hi:
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sazemisery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:08 PM
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5. Queen of the Universe
and in my spare time "small business owner"

in the '70's I was a "repair parts specialist" and a "helicopter mechanic"
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1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:08 PM
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6. I have a title AND an interim title
And all the responsibility that goes with them.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:09 PM
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7. Captain, USA (retired).
But I also respond to:

The Lovemaster

El Monstro

Mr. Happypants

The Beer and Bacon Monger

and Captain Richard Morningwood (my pirate name)
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:09 PM
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8. Dude..
Last Hippie...
Dumbass...
Dad...
Hillbilly...
Doctor...
Grandpa...
Bubba...


:silly:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:11 PM
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9. Instrument Maker
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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:12 PM
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10. Thanatologist
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:20 PM
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11. His Excellency Lord Royal of The Admiralty and Defender of the Faith, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, PC,
ADC, Paramount of Fiji
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:21 PM
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12. and don't forget Filler of BS
:eyes:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:29 PM
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13. i think you have a crush on me
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:33 PM
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14. Assistant Regional Manager
NOT Assistant TO the Regional Manager. Also, Head Beet Sorter.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:40 PM
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15. I had one once. I was known as 'The Almighty One'.
That only lasted one semester though.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:44 PM
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16. I thought it was Sir Lord Baltimore
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 04:30 PM
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22. Nope. The Almighty One.
Nothing too complicated. Just a simple acknowledgment of my superior intellect.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:44 PM
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17. Used to be a District Manager
Now I'm just plain old Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor.

I rather like the "plain old" now.

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:47 PM
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18. WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:50 PM
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19. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me
You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:51 PM
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20. Grand Poobah
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 04:07 PM
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21. The Reverend MilesColtrane, Doctor of Divinity & Bachelor of Music
Edited on Fri May-01-09 04:09 PM by MilesColtrane

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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:08 PM
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23. I'm guessing a lot of people have titles for me.
:yoiks:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:37 PM
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24. Mister (last name). I use to fucking HATE it when I traveled on business and stayed
in Residence Inns, because their policy was to address customers by their first name.

Listen, fuckwad, I'm PAYING to stay here, so how about a little respect?

Redstone
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:43 PM
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25. Bob.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:44 PM
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26. Only when I'm drinking vodka. That's when I become "Tsar of all Lushias"
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:13 PM
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27. Master of Wind and Tide
But they won't let me use it at work.

Dicks.


:rofl:
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:15 PM
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28. "Author," "Screenwriter" or "Producer" but it's just a sham. NT
Edited on Fri May-01-09 07:18 PM by Mike 03
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:17 PM
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29. Supreme Goddess of Esseeex
O8)
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:31 PM
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30. Unindicted co-conspirator.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:45 PM
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31. Third Executive Assistant to the Under-Secretary to the Vice Manager Trainee
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:46 PM
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32. Title Abstractor.
Not an official title, but hey it works.

That and Mrs.! :shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:46 PM
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33. Manager/Supervisor of the Department of Redundancy Department.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:59 PM
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35. A player to be named later.
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:53 PM
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38. Dutchess Summer Zen of Himilaya n/t
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 01:33 PM
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39. "That one. Over there. The troublemaker."
Works pretty well actually...

*raises a fist and rouses the rabble*
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 02:02 PM
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40. my name is a title
That's what I tell people anyway.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 02:03 PM
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41. Control Engineer (still young)
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 02:06 PM
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42. I have a car title...
Is this what you mean?
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 02:08 PM
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43. Only one that matters
Sonar Technician, First Class
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 02:08 PM
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44. Our Lord the Flayed One
But you can call me skinny.
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 02:45 PM
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45. Hey You
My egalitarian leanings object to Mister Hey You.
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