Cactus Jack vs. Big Van Vader - The Ear Incident (3/16/94), Munich, Germany

[sniffa]

After posting this thread here and on Facebook - http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8457939 - It was suggested by a long lost DUer that I recreate the "ear incident" match. Here are the result:.


Cactus Jack sets up Vader for the Cactus Clothesline.


Vader moves out of the way as Cactus hits the unoccupied ropes.


Cactus catches his head between the top two ropes and is now hanging by his neck.


Cactus is in trouble as he can't break free. Even the referee is trying to help.


Finally Cactus Jack has freed himself from the vice-grip of the ring ropes. And the juice is really flowing.


BANG BANG! HIS FUCKING EAR!*


Vader's stable mate attempts to influence the match.



Outside interference in the match that was never aired.


BTBM, this is one's for you. :thumbsup:

No dolls were harmed in this reenactment. The severed ear was actually a piece of turkey and the blood was sriracha sauce.

* Photobucket keeps deleting the severed ear photo so you may have to view my FB page to see that awesome DIY special effects.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

1. And Flair was booking at the time and called Mick a glorified stuntman

Fuck you, Slick Ric.

[sniffa]

7. Did you read Mick's first book?

I think I've read that about 40 times. It never fails to bring me joy each time.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. I read his first two

I think he has yet another, and I'm sure it's a must read as well.

But first I need to get my hands on the Bret Hart book.

[sniffa]

30. I know he has two bio's

and a bunch of best seller children's books as well. He's a multiple NYT #1 best seller.

I want him to run for Congress. I know he's on Long Island so hopefully in douchebag King's district.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Your ingenuity and inventiveness knows no bounds.

:thumbsup:

[sniffa]

8. I'm gonna kick it up a notch for the Cell match

and thanks.

[Debi]

3. Keep em coming!!!

looking for Hell in a Cell!!! :bounce:

[sniffa]

5. I'll try to work on that this weekend

That's going to be a total time sucker on my end.

I hope Matt's enjoying 'em. :D

[Debi]

12. I think he may try to counter them with some of his own.

His evil mother has disposed of the old ring so he'll have to find something to work with.

(Did I ever tell you that I made a WCW wrestling ring as his Valentine's Day box one year....that kid is SPOILED!!)

[cynatnite]

18. Inferno Match...Kane and Undertaker...

That is if you're taking requests. :smoke:

[sniffa]

19. I am

That may be tough but I'll put it down for a try.

I can do a casket match - yes I have the casket they made about a decade ago. :D

[cynatnite]

22. Casket is cool, but the inferno sounded challenging which is why I asked n/t

[sniffa]

24. Like I said, I'll put it down for a try

Hopefully I don't burn the house down.

[bicentennial_baby]

28. On the porch

Repeat: On the porch

Seriously. Better yet, the driveway.

[sniffa]

29. I can't believe this thread has me trolling ebay for toys

Specific toys for match requests.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

33. I think I have a bunch in that style

Maybe I should put them up on eBay.

[sniffa]

34. What do you have

I may be interested.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

36. Off the top of my head.....

Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Golddust, Al Snow, Ahmed Johnson, Marlena, British Bulldog, HHH (I think the "Greenwich Snob" version), The Rock, Austin, Mankind (I think the Corporate version), Road Dog, Billy Gunn, X-Pac, Kane, Undertaker, Sunny, Marc Mero, Sable, Trish and Flash Funk.

Maybe more. I know someone here was asking about the Golddust one a few years ago. I'd have to check my parents house the next time I go there.

[sniffa]

38. I don't have the British Bulldog

I also don't have Flash Funk but I have no interest.

Yes I'm that much of a geek that I own all of those and about 100 more. :rofl:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

40. What's the most obscure one you own?

I just remembered I own Clarence Mason. He came with Crush.

[sniffa]

43. Kurgan maybe

or Lucia Verchona (sp?)? I have so many I may be overlooking more obscure ones. :shrug:

[rcrush]

14. Hell in a Cell with Mankind and Hell in a Cell with HBK

Those two were the best.

Also please do Bret The Hitman Hart vs Stonecold Steve Austin at WM 13 I quit match.

[no name no slogan]

4. It's more exciting than watching a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg

These are excellent! :thumbsup:

[sniffa]

6. That's only because you haven't seen the battle reenacted by Playmobil dolls

As you can see, I've found my new hobby.

[rcrush]

9. Do you have any Sid Viscious action figures?

Can you reenact when he snapped his leg in half on Nitro jumping from the top rope?

[sniffa]

10. I don't actually

I started collecting this style of wrasslin' dolls back in the late 90's a couple of years prior to them changing over to the bigger, 116 points of articulation dolls which are crap. I still pluck them off of ebay once in a while. I think I'll hunt down Honky Tonk, Jim Ross and Lawler next.

[rcrush]

11. Request for Re-Enactment.

Cactus Jack vs Terry Funk 1995. After the match Public Enemy comes down to deliver a beatdown to Funk. Funk asks fan for a chair and EVERYONE in the crowd throws their chairs at Public Enemy.

PLZ!

[Debi]

13. AWESOME!!!

:thumbsup:

[sniffa]

15. I'll need more chairs - lots more. I only have about 8.

and Terry and PE. There's an awesome Japanese version doll of Funk (it comes with a dvd about him) but any time I find it it's way over my budget.

I've never seen PE dolls.

[rcrush]

16. Hmmm Cactus Jack vs Terry Funk exploding barbed wire death match?

I dont know if you want to blow up your ring but it would be really cool.

[sniffa]

20. That was a great match

despite the failure of the ring explosion. I'll figure out how to make some barbed wire.

[cynatnite]

17. It was the rope?

Ick.

[sniffa]

21. What about the rope?

[cynatnite]

23. Was that how Mick lost his ear? The rope? n/t

[rcrush]

25. Yup

[sniffa]

26. Yes. His ear was pushed right off of his head

http://images.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=mick%20foley%20ear&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

The first image return was the photo he took right after it happened. Look at the smile on his face. (*warning - graphic*)

link won't work from here - just type in mick foley ear in google image.

[Bucky]

31. STRONGLY recommended. This is best damn DU thread ever!

Ever!!

[sniffa]

32. Did you see the thread that started it all?

it's also in my journal

[Ekirh]

35. Beautiful

Man I haven't posted in awhiel but I gotta post in a pro wrestling thread of genius such as this.

If we are taking requests how about we go 80s and do Flair/Funk I Quit Match!!!!

Shame you don't have unlimited dolls ... cause Tully Blanchard veruss Magnum T.A I Quit in a cage would rock in doll form

IN all reality I echo the Hell in a Cell sentiments. Mankind/Taker (Which is more of a trainrwreck than an actual match) and HBK/Taker (Still the best damn HIAC Match) would rule!

[bicentennial_baby]

39. YAY! I knew you'd show up!

:bounce:

:loveya:

[Ekirh]

41. Awww thanks

Good to know I've been missed.

Besides as it is shown. Best way to get Ekirh out of hiding is a pro wrestling thread heh.

[sniffa]

42. I don't have either one

They never made them in that series (save for that one Funk doll from Japan). However, there are custom makers out there that make just about any wrestler imaginable. Many make them from this series of molds so that's what I look for. :D

"Legends Of Wrestling" is another great series of figures which are of all the old greats. I bought the non-bloody Abdullah The Butcher from their series one.

http://www.actiontoys.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=123&Category_Code=LPW

Any items I have or can make for requests I will do. Any requests I'd love to do but don't currently have the items I will make the effort to track them down.

I am going to do both HIAC's (if I run out of matches I'll do the Austin/Kane First Blood match that followed Mankind/Undertaker).

[Ekirh]

44. Cool Beans

Should make for some interesting threads :)

Now if o nly I could be a complete pain in the ass and request a royal rumble match "Rolls on the floor laughing"

[Sheets of Easter]

37. I don't remember a run-in by Big Cat Ernie Ladd...

This is genius. :thumbsup:

[sniffa]

45. Like the caption says, it was never aired

Thanks. I hope you saw my first thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8457939