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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 04:59 PM Original message |
The beagle chewed up another pair of underwear while I was at church. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
1. Maybe she doesn't like wearing underwear. |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 10:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. Great response. |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
2. Not to cast asparagus on your housekeeping, but why were they accessible? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:51 PM Response to Reply #2 |
25. Because my hamper doesn't have a deadbolt. Yet. nt |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-09 12:31 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Or a live bobcat inside. |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. You should be wearing them in church |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:50 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I have more than one pair....until the beagle finds the rest of them. nt |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I hope I wasn't out of line. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
4. I get spam with this same headline all the time. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. Um...recently worn? Or freshly laundered? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 06:04 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Recently worn. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 06:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. My German Shepherd went for my boots. |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 10:40 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. We've been keeping our hamper in the closet. |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
10. That'll teach you to go to church |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 06:38 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Um, among other things,it's my job. nt |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
12. There's a sermon metaphor in there somewhere. |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
13. Sleep with a baby blankie, get your smell on it, then give it to her to keep |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
16. And the pastor didn't notice? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. I am the pastor. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
17. Please please PLEASE tell me they were clean underwear |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
18. I'm telling you, crotch flavored rawhides, we'd make a fortune |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:47 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. A special gift box for beagles--crotch flavored and cat poop flavored rawhides! nt |
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cemaphonic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
19. Heh, Beagles. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:49 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Oh, yeah. They're not the genius of the dog world. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
22. I suggest a two step training program. For you. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:50 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. She nosed it open. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-11-09 11:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Have you looked for one with a latch? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-09 12:03 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I'm going to look for one. nt |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-09 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
28. you want I should kick some canine underwear-chewing ass, mycritters? |
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