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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 12:37 AM Original message |
"He said 'I haven't had a bite all week' so I bit him." Post your FAVORITE bad joke HERE. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. I said to the doc, "I need a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly, too". |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
2. Two lions walk into a bar. |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 09:57 AM Response to Reply #2 |
16. Oh yeah...those are BAD. |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
3. President George W Bush |
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enigmatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:07 AM Response to Original message |
4. 2 |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:07 AM Response to Reply #4 |
20. That second one is TERRIBLE. |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:12 AM Response to Original message |
5. Duck walks into a store... |
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enigmatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:14 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. THAT'S funny! |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 09:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
17. That's a truly GREAT bad joke. |
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quiet.american (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
31. That is funny! nt |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:13 AM Response to Original message |
6. Skeleton walks into a bar... |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 11:20 AM Response to Reply #6 |
27. ... |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:14 AM Response to Original message |
8. A priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist minister walk into a bar... |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:15 AM Response to Original message |
9. A man walks into a bar... |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:21 AM Response to Original message |
10. What do you call |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:36 AM Response to Original message |
11. Two parrots are sitting on a perch. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 03:40 AM Response to Original message |
12. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 04:05 AM Response to Original message |
13. A guy's at the doctor's office... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 09:46 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. pfftt! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 12:05 PM Response to Reply #14 |
29. LOL n/t |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
15. Alligator gets cut in half. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 01:41 PM Response to Reply #15 |
32. . |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
18. What did the motorist say to the one-legged hitchhiker? |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
19. A priest, a drun, and a pedophile walk into a bar... |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
21. What do you call a pig in a pawn shop? |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
22. Guy goes to the doctor and says "It hurts when I do this" ... |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
23. So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
24. A guy comes back from the doctor... |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
25. What is long, brown, and Sticky ?? |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
26. There's nothing wrong with marriage as an institution. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
28. Why don't anteaters ever get sick? |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
30. Horse walks into a bar |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-31-08 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
33. Skeleton walks into a bar... |
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