Anyone read Cosmo????
lost-in-nj
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Mon Jan-28-08 07:55 PM
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My daughter gets it delivered here... instead of changing the address
its the same thing EVERY MONTH!!!!!!!!!
the most satisfying sex position this month is the same thing as
HE will love you for this LAST MONTH!!!
or
Great Butt and Thighs
the same as
the ultimate exercise LAST month
get my drift??? I try to tell her
but her and her fiancee "like to take the polls"
I weep
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Mon Jan-28-08 07:58 PM
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1. Eh, it's a phase. She'll grow out of it. |
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Those magazines fill a niche, I guess. I remember reading them when I was 20-something and hot- to-trot, as us geezers say. :rofl:
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Mon Jan-28-08 07:59 PM
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no way..... not me!!!!
she is 24
lost
LOL
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:04 PM
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9. Hon, embrace your geezer-hood. |
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I turn 50 in another month, and I'm ready for AARP, senior discounts, and whatever other freebies us old-timers can get! :rofl:
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:14 PM
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are you turning 50!!!! I would NEVER guess you were that old!
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:16 PM
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The big 5-0 in April! How the hell did I get this old? :crazy:
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:17 PM
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I will be 50 in November
but SHHHHHHHH do not tell my brain......
'K?
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:18 PM
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How did this happen to us? :shrug:
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:23 PM
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20. Speak for yourself, my friend. |
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Denial works for me. I'm going to kick, scream, yell expletives, and not look my age until they haul my remains off to the crematorium.
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:24 PM
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Denial has been unfairly maligned, if you ask me.
:D
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Mon Jan-28-08 07:59 PM
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...read it. :blush: :hide: :P
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:01 PM
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just was looking at some issues my daughter left here....
it was the same thing...
only different....
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:04 PM
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I've often been amazed at how every issue seems to have the same theme, especially when it comes to sex articles. I read it for cheap entertainment. :P :hi:
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:02 PM
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5. Even when I was at the age of the target demographic, I did not read it. |
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Of course I was really not interested in men during those years.
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:04 PM
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I thought you were going to say
like me of course,
I WAS LIVING IT!!!!!
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:05 PM
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10. My life was more like "The Advocate" than "Cosmo" |
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:04 PM
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6. I only buy it for the pictures |
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and only get Playboy for the articles
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:06 PM
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:spank: :spank: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:11 PM
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12. So then tell us if you have this information. What IS the most satisfying sexual position? |
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I can't believe that you'd strut such knowledge in front of all of us and then not share.
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:14 PM
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want to know
according to them.....
its
girl on top
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Fire Walk With Me
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:17 PM
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18. Thanks for saving us the cover price. |
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Edited on Mon Jan-28-08 08:18 PM by Peake
:hug:
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Tue Jan-29-08 10:03 AM
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28. They just figured that out? |
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That's certainly one of the better ones for the guy- the woman does most/all the work and he gets a nice eye/hand full of bouncing boobies.
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:15 PM
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15. Haruka reads Cosmo and Maxim |
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She finds them funny to read.
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:45 PM
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22. Years ago, when such things mattered to me way more than they do now, |
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I'd pick up a copy now and then. But there was never much variation: it was always about how to get and keep a boyfriend by losing weight, wearing the right lipstick and tickling the guy's naughty bits in exactly the right way. Throw in a horoscope and an advice column and you've got Cosmo.
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:39 AM
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23. TrogL and I both read it. |
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Umm, very educational....
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Tue Jan-29-08 07:27 AM
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24. It's like Mens Health magazine ... |
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There's always a "Rock Solid Abs" article, with blurb on the front cover, every month.
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Tue Jan-29-08 07:43 AM
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25. The mag's completely lightweight since Carl Sagan died. n/t |
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Tue Jan-29-08 07:53 AM
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26. I used to read them all the time |
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In my late teens and early 20s. Then I realised what a waste of money they were... I did an experiment and ripped out all the advertisements in the magazine and it was a tiny fraction of what it used to be.
I preferred to read Time and Newsweek versus that. The biggest mistake I made with a Newsweek was reading the Madrid Bombings issue during dinner.
I quickly lost my appetite. (They had a full two page photo of the inside of one of the carriages)
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Shell Beau
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Tue Jan-29-08 09:59 AM
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27. It does have a lot of that of course, but it also includes |
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Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 10:01 AM by Shell Beau
some really interesting articles. Marie Claire has actually become more political than it used to be. But they have great health and women's rights articles too. Plus I love fashion. You'd be surprised if you read it all the way through. I actually skip over the sexual stuff.
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Tue Jan-29-08 10:07 AM
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29. even better mags like "Self" are endlessly repetitive |
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a healthier point of view, but just as repetitive.
when I was middle-school age, I thought Cosmo was like Playboy, simply based on the women on the cover.
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:22 PM
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30. I used to sneak a peak at my mom's copy... |
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...when I was a little boy.
Not sure if that's cause or effect, though.;)
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Jimbo S
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:24 PM
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31. Maybe *he* reads it just for the *articles* |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:27 PM
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whats wrong with the most satisfying sex position....:rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:hi:
found cosmo
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