What is wrong with strip clubs?
lightningandsnow
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:14 PM
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What is wrong with strip clubs? |
LeftyMom
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:14 PM
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1. Oh geez, here it comes |
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:15 PM
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and give me some of that :popcorn: :evilgrin:
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:16 PM
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3. 8 dollars for a Sam Adams |
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:16 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:18 PM
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I don't go to them. If someone else want to go to them, it is none of my business.
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:18 PM
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6. Well, I find the no-touch rule kind of annoying |
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Sat Jan-26-08 09:18 PM
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the ones where I could headbutt a girl in the chest and miss both boobs. Armpit flotation devices. The Mariah Carey effect.
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Sat Jan-26-08 10:33 PM
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8. Very poor pleasure per dollar ratio. n/t |
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Sat Jan-26-08 10:36 PM
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9. Going to a strip club is like.... |
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going to a strip club is like going to a 5 star restaurant, and having the waiter put a sumptuous dinner on the table in front of you, but not allowing you to eat it.
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Sun Jan-27-08 03:16 AM
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16. I think it's more like going to the Louvre, and enjoying a vast amount of fine art |
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from a safe distance of >6 inches...
;)
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Sat Jan-26-08 10:43 PM
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10. Nothing, if you like them. I'd just as soon not go to one, but if someone else |
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Edited on Sat Jan-26-08 10:44 PM by Redstone
wants to, fine with me.
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Sat Jan-26-08 10:46 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 10:53 PM
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12. The imaginary neon PERVERT signs above all of our heads when we're in them. |
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Kind of like that Arbys commercial.
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Sun Jan-27-08 12:58 AM
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13. Since I quit drinking... |
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Sun Jan-27-08 01:55 AM
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14. When I was still in the closet... |
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my straight friends all wanted to go to the strip club. I had to go too.
Anyway, one of the girls was waving her junk in my face and I started laughing. She was really offended, but I couldn't help it.
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Sun Jan-27-08 01:57 AM
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15. The certain knowledge that most of the other guys in the place... |
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...are currently sharing your erection.
:shudder:
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Sun Jan-27-08 03:25 AM
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17. Enough black light to show, not enough to kill |
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Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 03:25 AM by krispos42
If I had to guess, of course.
O8)
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Sun Jan-27-08 03:29 AM
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19. uh? I've yet to eat popcorn in one. Why do you hate slippery nekkid womminz? |
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Sun Jan-27-08 03:30 AM
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20. What ISN'T wrong with strip clubs? |
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Paying women to pretend you're important to them has got to be the most pathetic thing a guy could do. I personally think they exploit both men and women--women for their looks, men for their money. It cheapens even the most shallow expression of the relationship between men and women--physical attraction.
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Sun Jan-27-08 05:01 AM
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And girls with big boobies! Judge me all you like....
I fear nothing.
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