A public warning anouncement to all the residents of the State of Virginia for tonight!
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:33 PM
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A public warning anouncement to all the residents of the State of Virginia for tonight! |
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This is the day of the week that all Virginian residents need to take extra precaution when being out in public from the hours of 8pm to Midnight. This is a Midlo's tuesday night Bunko warning. The boxed wine will flow like a river and the winner of her brood will thenlead their post-bunko nightly patrol the streets at night to attack random poor people. Hide away anybody that makes less than $45 grand a year and lock up your house pets. If an angry and wine soaked beligerant Midlo shows up on your property try not to confront her directly and hide all of your cheap wine to not provoke her any further. She will be armed with her taser amd is an accurate shot with an empty wine box. Thank you and stay safe.
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:34 PM
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1. *runs to get pizza, then holes up in dorm* |
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:P :hi: Have fun tonight, Midlo et al.
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:36 PM
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6. The good thing is that Countdown w/Keith Olbermann starts at the same time |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:42 PM
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Too bad I don't have a TV here... :cry:
On a related note, I did see that the school bookstore has KO's new book out. :D Oooh, shiny! :P
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:35 PM
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:37 PM
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7. One these days she's going to get us |
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Edited on Tue Jan-22-08 05:38 PM by sasquatch
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:35 PM
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3. Why ya gotta pick on poor Midlo? |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:39 PM
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:36 PM
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4. Is Midlo every sighted in Petersburg? |
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Cause if not.. we should be safe..
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:50 PM
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13. Yes, but only on my way to the Civil War Museum. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:51 PM
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14. Well as a precaution .. |
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I'll make sure the Commie Dog is on full alert. :P
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:54 PM
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16. Still obsessed with General E. Lee huh? |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:00 PM
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19. no, she is obsessed with THE General Lee |
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:eyes:
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:04 PM
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22. Well what carpetbagger isn't? |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:05 PM
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23. That looks nothing like my minivan. I bet it doesn't even have Satellite Radio. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:05 PM
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25. and only ONE DVD player! |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:11 PM
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28. I KNOW!!! Teh horror!~!!!!! I may have to trade it in. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:36 PM
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5. We're all dead to her again, aren't we? |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:39 PM
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:43 PM
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11. And all the time I thought I was safe in Newport News |
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It's time for me to go back to Michigan
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:41 PM
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40. No way. In the latest Red State Update, they're talking about outsourcing all of Michigan to India. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:49 PM
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12. Pay attention, dumbass. I had bunko LAST WEEK. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:53 PM
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15. What type of poor person did you victimize afterwards? |
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I'm going with homeless alcoholic so you could steal his "spacebag". :P
I'm glad you won though. :hi:
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:00 PM
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Tue Jan-22-08 05:58 PM
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17. I LOVE Bunko Tuesdays! |
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:bounce:
on Bunko Tuesday, TM comes over to MY house (it pains her to see her mother drunk and peeing all over herself when she passes out) and we always do the same thing!
Nice bottles of Bartles & James (15-20 - assorted flavors).
Good movie (last week it was Porkey's)
Can of whipped cream (so we can do whippits during the movie).
Light petting.
I console her and let her know that her mother loves her for cleaning up her mother's vomit on Wednesdays.
She loves me for being so caring and kind.
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:00 PM
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18. You are fucking dead meat. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:01 PM
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you won't be so angry after the Gin wears off!
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:10 PM
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I just informed matcom that you will kill him one of these days. His reply, "Nah, she's old!" Let me know if you want me to hold him down whilst you kick him repeatedly! :loveya:
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:12 PM
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29. you better hold me down |
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at HER age she sure as hell can't CATCH me!
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:12 PM
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And, I have a very large teenage son who will do anything for a trip to GameStop.
:rofl:
:loveya:
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:16 PM
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After he 'takes care' of business, I'll cook him his favorite meal and take him to game stop myself!! :rofl:
:loveya:
(runs to check that insurance policy is up to date)
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:17 PM
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BM is a TEENAGER!!
YOU can't rob the cradle like that!
hey, look! I said "BM"
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:19 PM
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34. You are a sad, scary little man. |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:21 PM
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:24 PM
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I already robbed the cradle when I married your cute butt! Remember, I'm the old lady for real in this relationship! :D
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:29 PM
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37. Well somebody has to babysit matcom and sure as hell isn't going to be me! |
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:38 PM
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38. His parents pay me monthly |
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to keep him out of their house! BWHAHaha!
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:38 PM
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Edited on Tue Jan-22-08 06:40 PM by matcom
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:43 PM
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What did you change in your post??? :grr: And that is 'Dirty Pirate Whore' to you mister!!
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:50 PM
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:rolf: doesn't work too well
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:59 PM
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I'm get you "Smilies for dummies" for you birthday!
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:17 PM
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You told me so yourself. :D
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:41 PM
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41. Haruka's drinking Barefoot Chardonnay |
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We live in NJ, but do you think we'll be safe? What if they run out, and decide to rampage north?
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Wed Jan-23-08 12:14 AM
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She usually tuckers out by the time she hits the Deleware polls. :D
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Tue Jan-22-08 06:48 PM
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43. uh oh! Was just planning on moving back to Virginia in a few months ... |
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should I change my plans? This sounds scary! :scared:
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Tue Jan-22-08 07:20 PM
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46. The maryland National Guard have been posted at all Potomac Crossings |
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My house is equipped with Air Bags though.
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Tue Jan-22-08 07:52 PM
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47. that's good. the Redskins aren't in the Super Bowl and need something to do |
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Thu Jan-24-08 04:19 AM
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49. Who recommended this thread!? |
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Thu Jan-24-08 11:03 AM
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50. thanks for the warning |
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and as any true Virginian will tell you, we ae a Commonwealth, not a state!:hi:
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Thu Jan-24-08 05:20 PM
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52. BFD, you are whatever I say you are |
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:hi: Any further complaining will force me to have you trade your really cool flag with that of Maryland dogass ugly flag.
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Thu Jan-24-08 11:31 AM
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51. Take extra-special precautions in the Blacksburg area... |
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it will be overrun by Devils tonight. :D
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