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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:35 AM Original message |
List your favorite very short put-downs (Excluding smilies) |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:18 AM Response to Original message |
1. To insulting young person: "How old ARE you? I have SCARVES older than you!" |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 07:12 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. That doesn't work for me ... |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. I could say "I have neckties older than you!" |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 11:27 AM Response to Reply #1 |
59. FYTP |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:23 AM Response to Original message |
2. Nice post Hitler! |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. And some reply, "Thanks, Hitler!" |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:28 AM Response to Original message |
3. "Your concern has been noted". |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:53 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. I like those. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:10 PM Response to Reply #3 |
24. One of my faves, as well. You've probably seen the pic I photoshopped just for it: |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 03:24 AM Response to Reply #3 |
52. I like it even shorter: "And...?" |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
5. Keep talking. |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:54 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. That'll get'em. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 07:46 AM Response to Original message |
6. Your Mama! |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Short but effective! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:59 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. No, it's "YO' mama!" Inflection counts, here. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
30. You are correct ... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
12. Not my favorite, but my LEAST favorite: "Whatever." Though that's still less annoying than |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:11 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. I've used "whatever." |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:14 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Oh, we've all used it. The annoyance comes when it's used ON us, probably because |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 09:33 AM Response to Reply #12 |
55. I find "whatever" helpful with the person who BY GOD always has to be right. |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
14. Joe Momma. nt. |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:12 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Joementum! |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:27 PM Response to Reply #14 |
33. Eat me. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah! |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
19. Thanks for sharing! n/t |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:26 PM Response to Reply #19 |
32. that's mine too |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:43 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. Thanks for sharing! |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:46 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. pffft |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:49 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. self delete |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
20. You eat with that mouth? |
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mopinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #20 |
44. you kiss your mother with that mouth? |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
21. I will take it under advisement. |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:49 PM Response to Reply #21 |
39. I had a junior high teacher use "Is that a fact?" |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Well, bless your heart." |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:50 PM Response to Reply #22 |
41. That's a good one too! |
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ElsewheresDaughter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
23. "I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid." |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
25. "Are you naturally stupid, or do you have to work at it?" |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:51 PM Response to Reply #25 |
42. Excellent squelches! |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
26. Damn you're dumb! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
27. Sometimes pics do the job well. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
28. "I remember when I had MY first beer".and from Shakespeare: |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
29. One more: "What's this we crap? You got a mouse in your pocket?" |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
31. 'Oh' |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #31 |
43. Briefest put-down so far! |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
34. .....anyway ... (insert new topic here) |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
37. duh |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 07:39 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. That's a nice brief one too. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
40. "Don't let me hinder you in... |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 07:39 PM Response to Reply #40 |
46. That's one of the greats! |
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Steven_S (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
47. Bite me... |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-21-08 09:33 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. A terse response. |
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theredpen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
49. "Your point?" |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 03:25 AM Response to Reply #49 |
53. ¿Y...? |
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theredpen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 10:33 AM Response to Reply #53 |
56. Nice! |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
50. I say, |
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CC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 02:53 AM Response to Original message |
51. dilligaf |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 04:10 AM Response to Original message |
54. "One inch isn't long" |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
57. Not real short, but here goes: |
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The Animator (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-22-08 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
58. "Just take a long sip from a can of... |
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