Lee Mercer's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
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Fri Jan-18-08 07:50 PM
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Lee Mercer's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. |
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Mercer's poop is considered currency in Argentina
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Fri Jan-18-08 07:52 PM
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1. Mercer spays and neuters all stray animals, back to before Christ. |
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Fri Jan-18-08 07:54 PM
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2. I once saw Mercer scissor-kick Angela Lansbury |
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Lee Mercer once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road
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Fri Jan-18-08 08:23 PM
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3. Lee Mercer flips out and kills ninjas (All Three) |
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Lee Mercer is in Nutty Buddies
Lee Mercer gave Jack Ruby cancer
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Fri Jan-18-08 08:27 PM
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5. Lee Mercer drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls |
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They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Mercer talk in his sleep
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Fri Jan-18-08 08:32 PM
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7. Carly Simon admitted "You're So Vain" is about Lee Mercer. |
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Probably because he had sex the entire population of Truth & Consequences, N.M. (All Three) before the US Govt killed his sex life.
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Fri Jan-18-08 08:26 PM
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over life and death
and millions of doctor's degrees too :P
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Fri Jan-18-08 08:29 PM
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6. Lee Mercer orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson |
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If you drop a phonograph needle on Mercer's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds
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