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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:51 PM Original message |
How do you have sex with a Danish? |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. Danish? I Thought That's What Donuts Were For |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-28-07 10:23 AM Response to Reply #1 |
37. Only if they're rolling... |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. A better question is this... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Or, Is A Donut Just A Consummated Danish? |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. these are important questions |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #5 |
32. Cream filled? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. That's why we have google |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 04:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
34. WTF |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 04:03 PM Response to Reply #2 |
33. Thats what I'm saying |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
4. Here's how: |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 01:59 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. thanks a lot... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. This explains the case at 7-11 |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. Patient lot, them Danish passengers. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
9. you can do a Danish, but you should remove all raisins first |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. LOL |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:36 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. and practice |
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Felix Mala (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
11. First, take the danish out for a romantic, candlelit dinner. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
13. "not charged with indecency as the act was performed with clothes on" |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
14. They should have held up signs.. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
15. I'm not gonna freeze ... |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
17. "what about the cream filling?" |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:40 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. *snort* LOL |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
19. This thread is worthless without pictures! eom |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:41 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Here ya go... |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:25 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Whoa, that is one sweet lookin' Danish |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-28-07 08:08 AM Response to Reply #19 |
35. The actual picture used for the Courier Mail article |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-28-07 11:18 AM Response to Reply #35 |
38. They were using electric devices too? |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
20. with your clothes on of course |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
22. And here I was really looking forward to learning something new. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:06 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Like how to make a Danish? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Yeah, that's it. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
25. "the act was performed with clothes on, police said." |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. If it was Danish, it would be a |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:29 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. or perhaps "Herr Wilhelm" |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
28. your cut a hole out of it |
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silvershadow (321 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
30. Is it a cream cheese danish? |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-28-07 08:43 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Hopefully not cherry |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-27-07 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
31. Amateurs |
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