Maxim magazine on how to perfect Ann Coulter

[Connonym]

"Perfecting Ann Coulter

Phony blowhard Ann Coulter said Jews need to be perfected. She could use a few of these upgrades herself.

In a recent conversation with Donny Deutsch, cold-fish Coulter claimed the country would be better off without Jews. After a heated debate, she conceded that keeping them around might be tolerable if they were "perfected." Who died and made her Führer? Here are our suggestions for a new and improved Adolf Coulter." http://www.maxim.com/PerfectingAnnaCoulter/articles/7638.aspx?src=REDT:UTd

[redqueen]

1. I don't like to seriously criticize anyone's appearance...

but boy does she make it hard to resist!

[Connonym]

2. I hesitated to post for that reason

but the the part about the cross and the swastika made me laugh too much

[redqueen]

3. heheheheh... yeah, the supersized cross suggestion was great.

:D

[eyepaddle]

5. The cross part cracked me up as well,

plus, I like the option of simply making the penis smaller.

Something about the silliness of that remark makes me giggle. :rofl:

[Frosty1]

4. Insert heart in chest

Remove poison tongue.
:smoke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. This is why I don't read Maxim

Fuckers can't spell.

[redqueen]

7. I'm thinkin it's a photoshop...

Maxim sells to puke ann fans, too!

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Actually, I don't read it

because it's so "Dude, see how cool we are?" :eyes:

And because their weight limit for models is like 97 pounds. x(

[guitar man]

25. yeah, I don't buy it either

they could up the weight limit for the models a bit....and get them all the way nekkid ferphuxache!! :silly:

[Connonym]

10. It's from their web site in response to a comment she made about Jews needing to be "perfected"

I've edited the op to include a link and their rationale for the photo

[redqueen]

11. No way!

SWEET!

:bounce:

[flying_wahini]

8. do something about those size 12 feet !

bet she does one hell of a frog kick in the pool....

[Arkansas Granny]

12. Superficial improvements aren't going to do much. She has so

much ugliness inside her that it just keeps seeping out of her pores. It absolutely pollutes her.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. lets pretend she is transgendered. though she is clearly a white, heterosexual, christian woman.

lets blame an oppressed group for this bigot.

:eyes:

[Critters2]

16. This always bothers me about discussions of Coulter

Invariably, the transgendered remarks show up.

[Connonym]

17. you're both correct of course

and I'm sorry that I offended you with posting it. I was amused at it from the standpoint of throwing her antisemitic comments right back in her face. I didn't mean to endorse insulting trans gendered people.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. attack wasnt against you but the comments on the pic.

[Jimbo S]

14. I'm surprised Maxim would do something like this

That magazine caters to the chest-thumping macho-nerd types, the demographic that also covets Coulter.

[Critters2]

15. Replace with Natalie Portman!!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

20. I agree!

I laughed out loud at that one!

[Perry Logan]

18. Just don't take away her sense of humor.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. OK, hang on.

Admittedly I'm somewhat challenged in the pop-culture arena as I don't watch much TV and don't read the "entertainment" magazines. So help me out here, please. Is this comment that Coulter reportedly made about Jews an actual, real, serious comment she uttered? I mean, I know she has made some unbelievably ignorant and vicious remarks in the past about either groups of people or individuals... but this seems even more whacked than her usual BS.

I mean, this isn't just an "Onion"-type of parody? Seriously?

[commander bunnypants]

22. yep

national tv.

yep

I listened to a rerun

CB

[Dangerously Amused]

28. She is remarkably disgusting.

Unencumbered by insight, empathy or wit, whatever intelligence may be at her disposal she uses to be obnoxious and cruel. And to top it off, she thinks she's "all that." Which is almost - almost - funny, in a pathetic sort of way.

[Maestro]

23. She really said that DA. It's incredible.

Obviously being a wing-nut she has to support Israel and the end-times prophecy but she couldn't just attack the Jews outright so she politely suggested that they be "perfected." :eyes: Her implication is that Christians are superior.

[commander bunnypants]

24. exactly

she even said that because of the testaments. Christians belive in the old and new but the jewish folk only believe in the old.

wingnut

CB

[Dangerously Amused]

27. OMFreakinG.

Equal parts of me want to laugh at her idiocy, cry with those she hurts, and be consumed with rage at her flippant, sanctimonious sadism.

She is disgusting; a willfully ignorant and intellectually repulsive failure of responsible reproductive choice.


:puke:

[Westegg]

26. Maxim's got it right...

...Mocking monsters like this thing is a fine way to deal with them.