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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:09 PM
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Fuck Swanson's frozen dinners
Goddamn shit every goddamn dinner comes with a crappy damn brownie, they used to put a kick ass coconut pudding in the mexican dinner, a nice cranberry capote in the turkey, and cobblers in the rest. Now they give you a goddamn fucking brownie to go with enchiladas, on top of that the goddamn brownie compartment fell completely out. it's going to be a cold ass day in hell before I buy another one of these dogs.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:10 PM
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1. K&R...best rant ever.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:13 PM
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2. This has the makings of a Lounge classic.
C'mon everyone!!!!!

:popcorn:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:13 PM
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3. Plus they're environmental waste, taste like shit, unhealthy, and totally wrong.
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:44 PM
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6. They're definitely bad for you
Enough saturated fat in those things to clog a highway artery.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:07 PM
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14. Dont They Give You Gas>
Swanson's flatulant dinners......:hi:

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:15 PM
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4. Shouldn't they be thawed first?
:hide:
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:47 PM
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12. Damn you HypnoToad!

You beat me to it!

:evilgrin:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:43 PM
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5. kick
mikey_the_rat
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:45 PM
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7. Not to mention, there's always corn or beans in the brownies
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:46 PM
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8. now you're just throwing gasoline on that there fire
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:47 PM
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9. Global warming slowed the traffic of migratory swallows, so take your coconuts
and jam it
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:48 PM
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10. A cranberry capote in the turkey?
Were you supposed to eat that "in cold blood"? :P
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:36 PM
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11. Is that a Truman Capote?
or did you really want to say "compote?"
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:46 PM
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19. In cold Turkey
Yes my fingers are moving too fast, compote thats it.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:00 PM
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13. That would be a very wise move!
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/News_&_Events/Recall_044_2007_Release/index.asp">Missouri Firm (ConAgra Foods) Recalls Frozen Pot Pie Products For Possible Salmonella Contamination

http://search.usda.gov/search?sort=date%3AD%3AL%3Ad1&output=xml_no_dtd&site=FSIS&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&client=FSIS&proxystylesheet=default_frontend&q=frozen+dinners&btnG.x=0&btnG.y=0&btnG=Submit">246 Frozen Dinner Recalls

I NEVER buy Mystery Meat Frozen Dinners or Pot Pies! :puke:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:11 PM
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15. What kind of schmuck likes coconut pudding?
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:29 PM
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17. So I'm a schmick
I used to buy them just for the pudding, fucking swansons, goddamn fucking shitwads I bet they're fucking republics.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:31 PM
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18. .
:rofl:
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:12 PM
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16. and what's that painfully scalding apple pie thing?
Could they make it any hotter jeez! My tongue and throat hurts for hours after one of those! There's also the fried chicken that sprays acidic grease on you and it burns like Alein blood!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 08:56 PM
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20. Actually, of all the things I want to fuck,
this is probably last on my list.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 08:56 PM
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21. I don't know, they might warm up to you
/rimshot
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 09:18 PM
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23. Yeah, but turkey bits stick to things more
than oil and jello.

I mean, I think they do. :hide:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 09:18 PM
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24. delete
Edited on Mon Oct-15-07 09:19 PM by SarahBelle
fucking dupe
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 08:58 PM
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22. Frozen Dinners are the DEVIL
Check it out -

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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 09:42 PM
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25. Swanson's says it doesn't put dessert in anymore at all:
http://www.swansonmeals.com/WebPortals/Default.aspx?tabid=29

"How did the compartment tray evolve?
We have had dessert (4 compartment) since '66 and went to three/two compartment with the elimination of dessert in 2001. The reason we eliminated dessert is that consumers no longer eat dessert with their meal. Consumers who eat dessert prefer to eat it later in the evening and desire a bigger portion than what we were offering."
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:07 PM
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26. I am sorry.
:nopity:

:rofl:
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