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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 11:44 AM
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HEY!!! Who turned up gravity this morning???
I could barely get out of bed gravity was so strong, so whoever is playing around with the gravity control, KNOCK IT OFF, NOW!!!

I mean it!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 11:47 AM
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1. Well, it's your fault, you know...
putting the gravity controls next to the thermostat is never a good idea!

:-)
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 12:31 PM
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2. Yeah, and someone has been fooling around with the "Insert a Day into the Week" dial.
Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 12:36 PM by KansDem
I woke up thinking I was going to relax this evening with a little scotch and listen to some Mulligan/Baker, but then my wife informs me it's only Thursday!!! "What???" I say, "Wasn't yesterday 'Thursday'?" I asked incredulously. "No, today's Thursday" she replied. I swear, someone must have inserted an extra Thursday, or Wednesday, or whatever because it sure feels like Friday today. Guess I'll have to wait until "Friday" tomorrow...:( So whoever you are, you've had your fun...just don't delete Saturday or Sunday!!!

I'll do something about moving the gravity control away from the thermostat. I think you're right; with colder temperatures coming on, someone must have mistaken the gravity control for the thermostat.

:think: I think I put the gravity control right next to the garbage disposal switch!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 12:32 PM
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3. They've been turning it up slowly since I was 30, I'm tellin ya!
Bastards! :mad:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 12:33 PM
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4. I know that feeling!
:P

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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 12:41 PM
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5. I did
It was too cold in the bedroom so I modified gravity so the thermostat would work properly.

Oddly enough, it's an electronic thermostat, but whatever works.
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