How do you get rid of an oral fixation?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

I hear constantly that I have one - but I have
never heard or read how you get rid of it.

[Kutjara]

1. OK, this is too easy.

C'mon, feed me some straight lines that are at least a challenge!

;)

[evlbstrd]

2. You go to a Freudian psychiatrist

for years and years and years.

[Radical Activist]

3. lol

I don't think I can repeat what I always said to a girlfriend who complained about having one.

[rurallib]

4. just shut up!

[omega minimo]

5. Start pre-emptive war

[marmar]

6. I just lost my soy latte all over my keyboard....

:spray: Thanks a lot!

[omega minimo]

7. .

soy sorry :spray:

[kurth]

8. An oral habit can only be replaced by another habit which is

oral, void where prohibited.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. replace it with a less annoying habit...

http://www.wikihow.com/Break-a-Habit

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Have a third party stand behind you

and pull backward on your ears.









:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Oh gawds, I must not answer this one!

This thread is ripe for one comment to get it locked.

:evilgrin:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. You take this surgical needle and some strong thread, see, and

...well, I'm sure you can figure it out from there...

[Generic Brad]

13. Oral fixations can suck

There. It's true and that statement won't get the thread locked.

[Blue-Jay]

14. Try developing an anal fixation instead.