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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 10:45 PM Original message |
Let's tell elephant jokes |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. What takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster? |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. How do you stop a charging elephant? |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. How do you stop a stampeding elephant? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
3. Or play jump rope with it... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
4. Q. Why do elephants have wrinkled trunks? |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
5. How do you catch an elephant? |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. How do you get an elephant into an oak tree? |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. How do you get an elephant out of an oak tree? |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:50 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. What's the difference between a pickle and an elephant? |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. Yo mama so fat.... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
9. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily elephant... |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
11. How do you know there's an elephant in bed with you? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
12. What do you do with an elephant with three balls? |
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ornotna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-27-06 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
14. What do get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter? |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-28-06 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
15. Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow? |
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Ouabache (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-28-06 02:02 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. How do you get six elephants in a Volkswagen ?? |
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northofdenali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-28-06 02:31 AM Response to Original message |
17. Why did the elephant walk up the side of the Sears Tower? |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-28-06 04:37 AM Response to Original message |
18. Q: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? |
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