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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:29 PM Original message |
Need HELP! I Own The DUMBEST Dog In The F*CKING WORLD! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. Two thoughts |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:32 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. answers: |
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spindrifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 09:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
31. If you can get them, collect a bunch of |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'm sorry, but... |
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SofaKingLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
4. . |
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kiraboo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
5. That dog isn't dumb, it's deaf! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. our cats won't touch the couch |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. The M18 Claymore can be extremely effective in situations such as |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
8. I have a Pug too. |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
9. they make similar "off" pads that deliver a minor electric shock . . . |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. link please? |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. they are called "Scat Mats" |
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zonkers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 03:09 AM Response to Reply #12 |
35. Re: shock pads. Once your dog gets a taste, you dont have to plug them |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:08 AM Response to Reply #35 |
70. That is SO not true. |
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zonkers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:23 AM Response to Reply #70 |
72. Thankfully my dogs a dummy. |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:49 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Ix Nay on the shock pad! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:57 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. "Remi" after a day of sleeping on the shock pad |
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ceile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
22. Is that from "Creep Show"? n/t |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:31 AM Response to Reply #22 |
49. No, that's an actual dog. |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:46 AM Response to Reply #14 |
63. :blink: |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 08:33 PM Response to Reply #9 |
24. Someone's going to invent an actually-effective dog shocker |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. Tape inflated balloons to the pad |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
15. Could you |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. 8-12 pounds????? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:23 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. 20? Big fella. |
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txwhitedove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
17. Did you yell at him??? He looks all worried, poor sweet dog. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:24 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Wouldn't you look worried if you were matcom's dog? |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 08:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. rofl...... |
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usedtobesick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
20. if you would stop blowing smoke in his face |
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ceile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
21. ROFLMAO |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
23. Send him to me. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
26. I'd say the novelty of him standing on his hind legs to pee has worn off. |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
27. That's not dumb...that's dedication! |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
28. We friggin' NEED your dog in OUR PARTY!!! |
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Pithlet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
29. He looks just like my dear, recently departed Winston. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. I like that dog |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
32. HAHA |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-28-06 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
33. If your dog is so dumb, how did he outsmart you? -NT |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
34. Pugs aren't famous for their intelligence |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 04:00 AM Response to Original message |
36. we have the ones that |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 04:02 AM Response to Original message |
37. That'll teach you to dis on capri pants! |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
38. lol -- forgive me -- but you and that dog seem a perfect match! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:00 AM Response to Reply #38 |
39. i say we tombstone him |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:08 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. lol -- or make a big pot of pug ass stew! |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
41. Try lining up throw pillows or stuffed animals on the back of the |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
42. Get him a helmet and take him to work with you. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:17 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Innocent? INNOCENT???????1111 |
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Mrs.Matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:35 AM Response to Reply #43 |
50. He is my baby!!! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:39 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. oh NO YOU DON'T! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:54 AM Response to Reply #50 |
53. You Tell Him, Mrs.Matcom!!!! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 09:03 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. shut up! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 09:09 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. We already have, you dolt. And you should be afraid. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 09:11 AM Response to Reply #55 |
56. GOP will keep you skirts in line |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
44. You know it's not the pet - it's usually the owner |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:21 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Exactly, LynneSin. It isn't right to dis the pet when the owner |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:22 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. you're right |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:25 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. There's no shit on the carpets |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
48. Is there any way to keep him out of that room |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 08:39 AM Response to Reply #48 |
52. i gated him in the office this morning |
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MadHound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
57. LOL |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
58. Take the battery out and put it back on the couch ... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:31 AM Response to Reply #58 |
59. nope. its that his weight will ruin the cushion over time |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:38 AM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Gotcha ... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:40 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. Meegbear with the definitive solution! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:43 AM Response to Reply #60 |
62. i LIKE that! |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
64. might be loud, but not a frequency he can hear.... |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
65. face reality and ditch the expensive couch |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
66. Get one of these |
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KurtNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
67. Substitute another "forbidden" place for him to lounge |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:10 AM Response to Reply #67 |
71. Separation anxiety? From matcom? Hell, I think the poor thing would run, |
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ALago1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
68. This thread is awesome |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
69. It is the birthright of the pug to sleep on the back of the sofa |
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shugh514 (274 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
73. Dumb dogs are a fallacy |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
74. Sounds to me as though he didn't connect the sound with... |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
75. It's warm enough |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
76. Let us review WHOM had the Pavlovian reaction here shall we? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 04:27 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. .. |
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riona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-29-06 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
77. Who did you say won this skirmish? |
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Mrs.Matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-30-06 08:18 AM Response to Reply #77 |
79. Remi won... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-30-06 08:27 AM Response to Reply #79 |
80. bullshit |
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