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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 12:43 PM
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Joke time!
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands

have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

:D
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 12:46 PM
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1. LMAO!
:rofl:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 02:17 PM
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2. only one laugh?? ONE??!!!?? come on people, this is a cute joke!
stoopid Brazilion joke gets all the attention

x(
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 02:31 PM
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3. At least someone has found some use for W
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 02:48 PM
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4. LMAO!!! Okay....so.... Cheney's car crashes one night...
and he dies.

Then....

uh.....

okay, I really don't have a joke here.

But that would be funny.
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ps1074 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 03:15 PM
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5. good one - here is one from me
An archery competition is taking place and someone from the crowd approaches the field and says:

“ What’s all this nonsense? You go and position yourself 3km away and place an apple on your head”. He strikes the apple with perfect precision, and announces to the crowd “I am William Tell”

Another guy approaches and says:

“Big deal. You go and position yourself at 5km and place an apple on your head”. He strikes the apple perfectly and announces “I am Robin Hood”

A blond guy approaches the field and says:

“This is a joke. You go and position yourself 5km away, and place a pea on your head”. The blond guy strikes the poor volunteer, addresses the crowd and says “I am …Sorry”
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