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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:12 AM
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Where the hell are the Girls Gone Wild going to go wild?
New Orleans is under water. Aruba is too dangerous. It seems that Girls Gone Wild-life areas are disappearing at an alarming pace. Drunken young college women who will lift their shirts for beads are going to be wandering the country in search of new habitats. Sure, we don't see the effect now, but in a few weeks they'll be doing body-shots of one another in all kinds of places. What can we do to help?
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:13 AM
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1. Put them back in the strip clubs
so I can beat the hell out of them for taking all my money away.
Stupid 18 year olds.
Don't mind me.........
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:16 AM
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2. Tell us how you really feel.......
Girls gone wild...

Equals

Girls without the balls to do it for money
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:17 AM
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3. Spot on WC
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:18 AM
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4. Right on. (nt)
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:46 AM
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19. Ain'tthat the truth
I mean really. If you are going to take it off; at least have something to show for it afterwards. Just my opinion.
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 05:30 AM
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21. I agree, Dreamer...
Put them back in the strip clubs! I HATE those videos. It's like the producers sat at a table and said; "Hey, Dudes...let's exploit women some more and get them to show us their hooters when they're drunk at Mardi Gras! Then, we can sell the tapes for lots o' cash, and make ourselves millionaires!"

Not out of MY back pocket they won't!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:19 AM
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5. I've decided to set up an emergency Wild-life area in my apartment
Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 01:20 AM by JVS
Any girls in search of a place where they can go wild are welcome.

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:20 AM
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6. How altruistic of you!
:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:21 AM
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8. I live to give.
:-)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:20 AM
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7. I had no idea you were such a philanthropist!
Your generosity knows no bounds, JVS! :rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:26 AM
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14. Greater love hath no man than he who lays down his apartment for the...
Girls Gone Wild...umm except of course for the man who lays down his life for his friends.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:21 AM
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9. Sounds like an expidition for WC the explorer
In search of.....

Girls, gone wild

Da da da da da da da da da da.....

National Geographic, fool.....
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:21 AM
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10. You're Marlin Perkins, aren't you?
Tell the truth. :evilgrin:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:24 AM
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12. No Marlin Peekings
:patriot:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:23 AM
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11. *putting on waders*
it's gettin' deep in here folks ...
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:25 AM
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13. "Friends, I'll just have an apple martini here in the Jeep . . .
while my trusty scout, WCGreen, wrestles those Girls Gone Wild into the net." :rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:26 AM
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15. At your service......
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:28 AM
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16. as you wish


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:29 AM
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17. Wow, what a beautiful drink!
It's almost a pity to drink it. _Almost_. :evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:33 AM
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18. almost ...
some things are soooooo tempting ...

go ahead ...

enjoy
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 02:45 AM
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20. Hell, I'm a guy and I tend to go wild over the appletini.
Shameful, I know, considering it's one of the most riduculed drinks out there today.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 07:22 AM
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25. there is nothing shameful about it ...
ya just gotta do what's right for you ...

never mind what other people think ...
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 07:04 AM
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22. South Side
:D
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 07:06 AM
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23. South Side of Chicago?
Are you kidding me?! That's the baddest part of town!!
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 07:11 AM
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24. I thought Chicago was Southside (1 word)
South Side - Pittsburgh. Bar's out the ass there.
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