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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:28 PM
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So I stood there, reading DU quietly...
Edited on Sun Aug-28-05 06:28 PM by WindRavenX
...when my SO, clad in boxers and scratching his balls, gave details as to the amound of bowel movement he had just undergone.

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Oh lord.
I lurve him.

edit: this really did just happen and for some reason I am not grossed out.
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:30 PM
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1. This is a thing men do.
...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 07:57 PM
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11. I'm a man and I don't do that...
Of course, I'm gay...

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:44 PM
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18. Not me either, cool, and I'm not gay.
So that's not a factor.

Redstone
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blueknight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:30 PM
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2. i have a new idol
that dude must really be cool:yourock:
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:34 PM
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5. I dunno...
...if 'cool' is the word.
Maybe 'shit factory' is a better choice :D


He also said "now I can eat another sandwich".
AAAHAHAH!! :rofl:
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:31 PM
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3. One of my dogs
will occasionally bring me a poo-sickle during the winter. He likes to share.

Moral: humans are animals, too. :-)
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 08:02 PM
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12. My dog likes to take his stuffed toy puppies outside to his poop place
He sets them down, smiles then pees on the fence. Comes over to check their progress, smiles again then dances a merry jig about his 'pretend' talents.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:32 PM
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4. LOL!
Nini can relate. ;-)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:38 PM
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6. TMI!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:42 PM
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7. ROFLMAO!
He's a keeper! I love it...laughing my foolish head off!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:48 PM
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8. Ah, love
Thy name is excrement!

Seriously, we've found ourselves doing the same here at casa de skygazer. I guess when you truly think of your SO as being a part of you, everything is fodder for discussion. Rather sweet in a strange sort of way.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 06:49 PM
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9. boundries don't exist
THE MAN FARTS ON MY GODDAMN FACE =P
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 07:36 PM
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10. Geez, now I appreciate what
I'm truly missing by not being married or living with a member of the male species. :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 08:04 PM
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13. This can only be True Love.
Congratulations to the both of you!

And expecially to your SO, on the occasion of that magnificent movement.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:42 PM
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17. heeeh
:evilgrin:

He's bragging about it still...
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 08:07 PM
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14. I think that back in "caveman days"
this must have been very impressive to the cave woman. Maybe that's why men today still brag about it.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 08:08 PM
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15. I'm so going to get in trouble for this but...
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 08:19 PM
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16. Is this the Morman?
Shouldn't he be out there trying to convert people to the church of latter day saints and the gospel of Brigham Young.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:44 PM
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19. Hey, what kind of missionary are you going to listen to...
the kind that takes massive solid shits or one that squeezes out a this wretched gruel-like stool?
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:17 PM
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20. Locking
These kinds of discussions are against the rules. Please keep bodily function issues private.
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