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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 05:57 PM
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The Little Jew


Kids will learn that Levi and his family were turned into insects because they killed Jesus a long time ago. This exciting story shows the power of God's amazing forgiveness. It is an emotional book filled with an eternal truth that stays with you forever. When sneaky little Levi the cockroach confesses Christ, he starts to grow arms and legs. The artwork is astounding. Children will want to look at every detail of Levi's transformation of cockroach into human being. Levi vomits out all of the money he ate when he was a cockroach and uses it to buy a bus ticket to Alabama where he visits the Pastor whose name was on the back of the gospel tract that changed his life. His journey of faith ends as he confesses Christ over and over and over again at the altar. The Pastor leaves him with a final warning, "You will stay a human being as long as you don't blaspheme the Holy Ghost. If you ever do. . .you will be turned right back into a cockroach." Author, Gloria Steinhunt is already at work on the second book in the series called, "The Blasphemy Bug."








http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thelittlejew.htm
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 05:59 PM
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1. As a jew
I take no offense to this. Sure I don't.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:03 PM
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2. .
Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 06:07 PM by BlueJazz
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:07 PM
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3. No worries BJ
It's just too F'edup for words.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:09 PM
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4. Damn...actually.... a Jewish guy showed this to me and said it was funny..
...but now that I've posted it, I feel like a royal jerk.. :(
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:14 PM
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6. You shouldn't at all
I like to know what groups are targeting other groups. This author is obviously an anti-semite. Knowing what the anti-semites think helps me when I plan vacations. No Alabama this year.

Cheers!

Salinen
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:15 PM
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c'mon now yer jerky highness!
I think most of us recognize the landoverbaptist link. Quality satire, IMO.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:12 PM
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5. um...guys...landover is satire.
honest
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:15 PM
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7. Oh
very cool.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:17 PM
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:35 PM
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9. locking
In context at the Landover Site this is Satire, out of context it is not appropriate. Such is the case with most humor....It depends on the delivery.
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