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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:36 PM
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I'm lame
I hurt my foot on an especially pointed piece of basalt yesterday!
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:38 PM
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1. Yes you are,and sorry to hear about your foot.
:)
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:43 PM
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6. bwahahahaha!
funniest reply I've ever received! :toast:

the ball of my foot does hurt though but I'm sure it will be just a minor discomfort... :)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:38 PM
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2. Ouch!
I felt that!
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:39 PM
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3. Ow. Volcanic injuries are the worst.
I won't make fun, I pumice.

:silly:
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:52 PM
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10. I'll have you know I'm a Pumice Keeper myself!
I do not think Obsidian thoughts!
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:57 PM
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11. Good for you!
I would, but I'm always making an ash outta myself.

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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:01 AM
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13. I like your wit
did you graduate magma cum laude?
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merwin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:40 PM
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4. I burned my leg on an especially hot tailpipe 2 days ago.
You'd think I would have learned after the fourth or fifth time NOT to attempt to put a motorcycle up on its center-stand immediately after riding it.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:59 PM
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12. ouch
bruises come and go but burns suck, bigtime! I have experience with burns and cuts and lacerations seem mellow in comparison.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:40 PM
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5. Are you baiting me to talk you out of thinking that you are lame?
Is this a pity party?

Buck up and be a man.

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:44 PM
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7. My sweet floog....
Easy, my dear...easy....:hug:
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:08 AM
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15. dear Peggy
I lava you but in this case I must say aa! Let me be tuff on my own!
But don't worry, never would I take you for granite!
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:49 PM
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8. I am being a man
I'm hoping with a little luck I can garner sympathy and maybe get laid out of this :rofl:

Seriously, though, my foot hurts and it does make me lame...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 11:51 PM
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9. At least it is likely a temporary condition
You being lame, that is :rofl:
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:18 AM
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17. It happens a lot though...
Trouble with my feet that is...I guess I should lay off trying to insert them into my mouth!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:40 AM
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18. Not without condiments anyway!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:04 AM
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14. *Gasp* You are looking to get laid? Omigod...
Sympathy, of course, and absolutely!

Getting laid...well, don't hold your breath, my dear...at least not with me!

I AM sorry that your foot hurts, though...If I were there, I would minister to it...

:pals:
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:16 AM
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16. I' admit I have a devious mind...
but Ovigod! I was thinking about gathering thunder eggs!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:45 AM
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19. Oh. Sure you were! LOL....
Normal male mind...check! :blush:














Please check your PM, in a moment...
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