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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:53 PM
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How do you introduce your dad to a hooker?
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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1. hey dad
you rememeber so and so

well, she remembers you
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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2. well, at least you have to introduce her.
its a good sign that they aren't already acquainted.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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3. "Dad, this a hooker. Hooker, this is my dad"
:shrug:
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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4. It's a stupid riddle I made up years ago
The answer is, "Pop-Tart"
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:55 PM
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7. eh, what?
maybe im just a little slow but i dont get it.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:59 PM
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9. Don't think Pop-Tart.
Think "Pop...Tart."
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:47 PM
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18. AAAAAAH i get it...
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benevolent dictator Donating Member (765 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:57 PM
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8. AHhahahahaha I get it. nt.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:11 PM
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11. Trying to decide if this punchline even merits a groan.
I'll probably be using this joke within the week though!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:12 PM
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12. *dies from embarassment for OP*
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:16 PM
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13. LOL!
I thought it was a serious question.

So it depended on the context... like, is she his birthday present or is she your fiancee? Situational ettiquette!

Khash.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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5. Dad - Jeff Gannon. Jeff - this is my dad.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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6. Usually over a drink
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:10 PM
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10. Dad, you already know Mom right?
:evilgrin: (I kid damn it!!!!)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:18 PM
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14. The "Awful" in your name is accurate.
Truth in advertising, eh?

Khash.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:19 PM
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15. SNAP!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:20 PM
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16. It was a JOKE.
Yup, an awful one, but what can I say? :)
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:25 PM
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17. I spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out what thread this could
possibly be copycatting.

Those are two minutes of my life I want BACK.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:59 PM
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19. Dad, I'd like you to meet Mr/Ms (their name)
Hookers are deserving of the same dignity and respect offered to everyone else.
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