How do you introduce your dad to a hooker?
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:53 PM
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How do you introduce your dad to a hooker? |
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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you rememeber so and so
well, she remembers you
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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2. well, at least you have to introduce her. |
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its a good sign that they aren't already acquainted.
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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3. "Dad, this a hooker. Hooker, this is my dad" |
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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4. It's a stupid riddle I made up years ago |
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The answer is, "Pop-Tart"
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:55 PM
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maybe im just a little slow but i dont get it.
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:59 PM
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:47 PM
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:57 PM
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8. AHhahahahaha I get it. nt. |
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:11 PM
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11. Trying to decide if this punchline even merits a groan. |
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I'll probably be using this joke within the week though!
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:12 PM
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12. *dies from embarassment for OP* |
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:16 PM
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I thought it was a serious question.
So it depended on the context... like, is she his birthday present or is she your fiancee? Situational ettiquette!
Khash.
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:54 PM
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5. Dad - Jeff Gannon. Jeff - this is my dad. |
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:10 PM
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10. Dad, you already know Mom right? |
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:evilgrin: (I kid damn it!!!!)
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:18 PM
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14. The "Awful" in your name is accurate. |
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Truth in advertising, eh?
Khash.
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:19 PM
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:20 PM
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Yup, an awful one, but what can I say? :)
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Mon Aug-08-05 02:25 PM
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17. I spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out what thread this could |
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possibly be copycatting.
Those are two minutes of my life I want BACK.
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:59 PM
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19. Dad, I'd like you to meet Mr/Ms (their name) |
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Hookers are deserving of the same dignity and respect offered to everyone else.
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