Hey it's my 20th birthday! For my present read this freep thread about me

[barackmyworld]

where they obviously can't take a joke:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1384689/posts

edit: I didn't even go to the forum! (I went to a cocnert)

[Richardo]

1. Before I read it, Happy Birthday, barackmyworld...

...you're one of my favorite DUers. :party:

[barackmyworld]

5. aww that makes me happy

thank you!

[Richardo]

11. Hey! Wait a sec!

According to the geniuses at FR, you're no 20-year-old woman.

For all one really knows, the DUmmie "Barackmyword" is a 58-year-old prehistoric hippie weighing 400 pounds and with only six strands of his former crowning glory staggering down.

Now be honest, isn't that REALLY you? ;-)

[barackmyworld]

12. yes, it is me!

One can look at newspaper articles that have a picture of me and my name.

[wryter2000]

2. Happy birthday

They're really funny over there.

:toast:

[flamingyouth]

3. They also think you're a man

:D

Happy Birthday! :party:

[barackmyworld]

6. yeah they didn't believe the pic is me

that was one of the best parts

[Rick Myers]

16. Happy Birthday!!!

Having done liberal talk radio, I'm used to getting all sorts of crap spew.ed about me online. But, it's always creepy!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

:toast:

[redqueen]

4. Happy Birthday!

:toast: :bounce: :party: :bounce: :toast:

[Beer Snob-50]

7. happy birthday!!

please give newt my love when you smush a bannana cream pie all over his face.

[MissB]

8. Happy Birthday!

:party:

Ignore the idiots.

[Joe Power]

9. Hope it's a good day! n/t

[sniffa]

10. you are a terrorist

and you shouLd be expeLLed, beaten senseLess, and videotaped! and DU shouLd be shut down for advocating terrorism.

oh, and can you afford to pay for the extra security? :P

ps: missed you this weekend.

edit: pps: happy birthday!!! :D

[barackmyworld]

14. I'm sorry I didn't go

I was really tired and I have SO much work to do now that the semester is almost over. Other than this I have posted like 3 times in the past several days (I took the chair away from my computer desk to cut down on browsing). If there is a meetup in Chicago over the summer I'll go cause I'll be living at home in chicago.

ok, maybe I should go back to reading the 500-page surgeon general's report on mental health

[huskerlaw]

13. Happy Birthday Barackmyworld!

You're really well preserved for a "58-year-old prehistoric hippie"
:)

[mark414]

15. happy birthday

congrats on reaching a completely pointless milestone (i hit it myself last month)

and that thread is hilarious; they are just jealous that they'll never get a chance to talk to a girl like you :)

[barackmyworld]

17. I know, it's such a useless birthday

the past few were eventful for me

16--"drivers license" but I don't know how to drive
17--can get into clubs in IL
18--legal adulthood
19--can get into some clubs in Boston
20--??

[mark414]

24. 20 - -

you can no longer get away with the "but i didn't know any better, i'm only a teenager" excuse...bah

i have to go to class now...do you really have to read that 500 page report? dayum...good luck

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Blech.

You made me click on it. Now I'll have to disinfect my computer.

This one cracked me up, though:

To: rdb3

I have no doubt that the level of DUmmie rage is so high that they will spike one of their pies with something really dangerous. That is how angry they are. I sure hope Newt gets the HEADS UP on this.

8 posted on 04/15/2005 4:42:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)


:rofl: My RAGE IS SO HIGH I SHALL SPIKE THIS PIE WITH....WITH...LEMON JUICE OR SOMETHING EQUALLY DANGEROUS!!!!

:rofl:

They do NOT understand humor, barack. Not. At. All. And the more subtle the humor is, the higher it whizzes over their pointy little heads.

Mouth breathers, every last one of them.

Happy Birthday!!!!

[politicaholic]

19. Happy birthday! And look, we found the one evolutionist freeptard!

"I truly hope that the stars align, and someone is able to beat - furiously and without mercy - the diseased subspecies of hominid life form that pulls out a pie in Newt's presence. And do it as close to the cameras as possible, so we can see it in all it's glory."

Hominid, that's funny.

[tnlefty]

20. Happy Birthday!! They have posted a picture and claim that it's

you. They also want Newt to be armed with a 9mm to retaliate to a pie, given a large bill for increased security, shot with rubber bullets, and suggest that you're a prehistoric 58 yr. old former hippie weighing 400 or so pounds...

Can't take a joke is correct! (Nice Edwards shirt, btw)

[asthmaticeog]

21. 20th? But, but, but, that FR thread says you're 58!

Happy birthday!

[johnnie]

22. Happy 20th!

Those people over there kill me.
I like this:
"I have no doubt that the level of DUmmie rage is so high that they will spike one of their pies with something really dangerous. That is how angry they are. I sure hope Newt gets the HEADS UP on this."

Then:

"I truly hope that the stars align, and someone is able to beat - furiously and without mercy - the diseased subspecies of hominid life form that pulls out a pie in Newt's presence. And do it as close to the cameras as possible, so we can see it in all it's glory."


Those people are out of their gourds.

Anyway...have a good Birthday and don't do anything I would do!

[kick-ass-bob]

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Dumbasses. :eyes:

And happy birthday!

[GalleryGod]

25. Happy,Happy, 20th Maya !

It is quite the compliment when your enemies are so intimidated by your brains & looks that they accuse your image of being photo-shopped for crissakes!:rofl:

[miss_kitty]

26. I read this thread to my best friend yesterday

She's a Luddite, and has no truck with the Internets. She could not believe what a bunch of crybabies they are. And I think the word 'officious' was coined for that very thread.

Happy Birthday!

[Worst Username Ever]

27. I like goodboy's suggestion of a brick pie the best.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

28. Ann Coulter? Tom Delay? Public figures SERIOUSLY threatening people

Geez, talk about screwed up priorities.

Happy Birthday. You should be flattered you chapped their asses down there.

[progressoid]

29. it's a special thrill to be mentioned there, huh?

:toast:

But, you got a whole thread - WOW!!

[pdx_prog]

30. Happy birthday Barack!

It is intelligent, caring women like you that make us old guys wish we were 25 again!

Be careful of steaming turd pies!

[Mutley]

31. This line is the best

Posted by rdb3
A perfect example of right wing hypocrisy:

"Newt needs to carry a 9mm and terminate anyone who assaults him."

Now isn't that nice? Assault by pie in the face is now punishable by DEATH!

edit to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! sorry i got pissed off by the freep babble... happens every time I go there

[Mutley]

32. Throwing a pie is now a form of terrorism!!!

"No problem. I consider these kinds of threats to be like terrorism. Yeah, they say out loud they are going to toss a pie but in these times what do we really know will be tossed or what sort of substances will be placed in the pie??" by PJ Comix

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

These guys are unbelievable.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

56. it would be bad if a lefty gets an idea about spitting tabbaco in her face

:evilgrin:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU!!!!

[Mutley]

57. oh no... a lefty would never

SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE

[TOhioLiberal]

33. Happy Birthday...

...barackmyworld! Geez them freepers need a sense of humor implant or something!

[Ann Arbor Dem]

34. Happy Birthday!!

:party:

What idiots they are. Frothing at the mouth, sending notification to Harvard of an imagined, impending pie attack....the bottom of the gene pool, I tell ya.

I hope the concert was fun! Whom did you see?

[barackmyworld]

46. I went to my bf's band's concert

They're in my sig. I had a WAY better time than I would struggling to hold in the vomit at the forum.

[micrometer_50]

35. I hope the freepers have time to read this thread

Records: Writer at White House 196 Times(Gannongate)


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1422739&mesg_id=1422739

[TrogL]

36. They've got a picture up

and they're busily emailing campus security.

[ronnykmarshall]

45. are you kidding?

I love it. Stupid knuckle draggers.

[VOX]

37. Happy B-Day, BMW!!!

Hope that your special day is a good one, and that you do something nice for yourself!

Cheers to one of the nicest DUers -- :toast: :hug:

[StaggerLee]

38. Pies?!?!?!?

Run away! Run awaaaay!





Happy Birthday BMW!

[Bossy Monkey]

39. Oh no! I have been "blinded by the sheer illumation"

To: WinOne4TheGipper
But then the DUmmies, speaking in their usual one voice, all shut up, as soon as P.J. posted this here.

I suspect that DUmmies lurk around Free Republic almost as much as they hang around in DUmmieland--and so despite the occasional troll, it's all good, because from reading in Free Republic, maybe perhaps possibly surely one or two or three DUmmies might see the light, like Saul on the Road to Damascus, being blinded by the sheer illumation.

18 posted on 04/15/2005 5:28:31 PM PDT by franksolich (never loses any sleep over the DUmmies)
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[nickgutierrez]

40. Congrats on both the birthday and the FR thread!

:D

[Danmel]

41. Happy 20th

Oh, to live on sugar mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can’t be twenty on sugar mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon,
You’re leaving there too soon.

It’s so noisy at the fair
But all your friends are there
And the candy floss you had
And your mother and your dad.

Oh, to live on sugar mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can’t be twenty on sugar mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon,
You’re leaving there too soon.

There’s a girl just down the aisle,
Oh, to turn and see her smile.
You can hear the words she wrote
As you read the hidden note.

Oh, to live on sugar mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can’t be twenty on sugar mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon,
You’re leaving there too soon.

Now you’re underneath the stairs
And you’re givin’ back some glares
To the people who you met
And it’s your first cigarette.

Oh, to live on sugar mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can’t be twenty on sugar mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon,
You’re leaving there too soon.

Now you say you’re leavin’ home
’cause you want to be alone.
Ain’t it funny how you feel
When you’re findin’ out it’s real?

Oh, to live on sugar mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can’t be twenty on sugar mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon,
You’re leaving there too soon.

Oh, to live on sugar mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can’t be twenty on sugar mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon,
You’re leaving there too soon.

[fudge stripe cookays]

42. Happy birthday darlin!

This is hilarious:

This sort of thing is becoming common lately and it only a matter of time before a serious injury occurs as a result of these DUmmie attacks.

:eyes:

Meringue. It's the new anthrax.

Have fun doing....um...whatever they still let 20 year olds do. (Not much down here!)

FSC

[StaggerLee]

47. Nice!

I was trying to work the anthrax angle into this thread somehow but no luck.

(I learn a lot from my fellow DUers)

:hi:

[fudge stripe cookays]

59. Thanks!

I didn't realize I was so educational!

Fudge stripe is a magical, multi-faceted cookay.
FSC

[ronnykmarshall]

43. Happy Birthday !!

and I love that the freepers took this serious.

Dumb asses.

[Left Is Write]

44. Happy Birthday!

I can't bring myself to click on a freep link, though.

Have a wonderful day!

[Zookeeper]

48. It never even occurred to me that someone would spike a pie...

with something "deadly." Leave it to the freeps and their sick, paranoid imaginations to come up with that!

Enjoy your 20th birthday!

[CubsFan1982]

49. Happy birthday!

20 is completely useless, just wait till 21, although that's WAY overrated. It's all downhill from there! :D

[xmas74]

50. Happy Birthday!

And in response to them wanting to report the pie incident to Harvard Public Safety, I think that the following message should be forwarded also:

To: PJ-Comix
I know that throwing a pie at someone is supposed to be a form of protest. However, I view it as assault.
Newt needs to carry a 9mm and terminate anyone who assaults him.




6 posted on 04/15/2005 4:40:02 PM PDT by rdb3 (To the world, you're one person. To one person, you may be the world.)
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Gee, looks like someone is advocating violence and is advocating the use of weapons on your lovely campus. Shouldn't they worry about that instead? (You never know what the idiots will think of in the upcoming months).

[goodboy]

51. happy birthday....HA They mentioned my name too!

[BikeWriter]

52. Some of you are infamous! Good for you! :-)

[Spirochete]

53. They took that seriously?

What a group of morans. I guess you could spit tobacco juice - they seem to like that.
You might consider throwing a cheesecake - I think you get better distance with those. hehe

Anyway, Happy Birthday, and stay out of range of Newtie's 9mm, so you can have more of them. :eyes:

[NoPasaran]

54. Happy birthday!

It's not completely meaningless---it's the last birthday you'll have for a year ending in zero that you won't refer to as "The Big (something)-O".

[name not needed]

55. Yay! I get a razorblade pie!

:7

[joeybee12]

58. Happy, Happy Birthday!

:party: :toast:

[Arkana]

60. *choke*

:spray: :rofl:

What morons. They apparently think that because they all post fake pictures of themselves, everyone has to do it.

EDIT: Congratulations on turning 20. I did it myself a couple of weeks back--it's cool, isn't it? :7

[RandomKoolzip]

61. Happpppppy Biiiiiiiiirthdaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[DistressedAmerican]

62. Pretty Sure A Comment Like This Would Get You Pulled Here.

"Newt needs to carry a 9mm and terminate anyone who assaults him." Freepers advocate shooting pie throwers. Bite me!

Another: Freepers Suck!
"I truly hope that the stars align, and someone is able to beat - furiously and without mercy - the diseased subspecies of hominid life form that pulls out a pie in Newt's presence. And do it as close to the cameras as possible, so we can see it in all it's glory. "

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday!

[Radical Activist]

63. hahaha freaks

Its ironic that they call us DUmmies but they have a long idiotic thread over a JOKE!

Happy Birthday! :party:
Have fun!

[MrScorpio]

64. Happy Birthday

Enjoy your youth while you have it