I ventured into my Bulk mail, where all of the spam goes, and I must have had 30 e-mails wanting me to see Christy going at it. Who is she? Why do I care?
5. Well, considering that I wasn't born with a penis...
I'd be amazed if they could not only give me one, but make it bigger as well. Likewise, I have no need for Viagra. Although, I have gotten offer to increase my bust size.
They want to make my penis bigger and my boobs bigger. The nasty housewives want to put on a show for me and the single men (in YOUR area!) want to meet me...
Sometimes I have to take my pants off after I read my email just so I can figure out who I am. I don't think that really resolves much, but it sure makes my husband laugh out loud to see me sitting there in my Lady Fruit of the Looms...
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